They wanted to humanize him and decided calling him a human was the best way to do that.

“I can’t remember a day since I got out of college when I wasn’t boozing or had a spliff, or something,” he says.

The first rule about your divorce from Angelina Jolie is YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE FROM ANGELINA JOLIE! I want her to go away.

Don’t forget the bizarre “progressive” Johnson voters. There is a lot of evidence that a lot of Obama (08)-Obama (12) voters actually ended up with Johnson (not Stein) in 2016 just to drive home how much sexism there was. It was like, “Hillary is a disaster, but Jill is still a woman, so we’re going to camp out with…

Yes. Yes. YES. I blame EVERYONE who wasn’t actively trying to stop this shitshow. That includes Comey, the Russians, the more centrist Republicans who started out on the “NEVER TRUMP” bandwagon then shut up, the non-voters, the Bernie Bros, the “but Hillary isn’t my dream candidate” whiners, the Jill Stein loons, and…

STFU, Bernie.

They are. Even their cattiness is lame and subpar.

I’m sure it’s been said a million times in the comments, but someone who voted for Jill Stein isn’t allowed to call someone “uninformed.” Jill Stein isn’t allowed to call someone uninformed. I hate Trump and all, but goddamn that candidate said some dumb shit.

I mean this is awesome but this whole crowd seems beneath the Met Ball.

This from a Bernie Bot? ~roll~

Nothing but disdain for her now, very sadly...

I gave up on Sarandon when she said in an interview with Chris Hayes that Bernie has no ego. He has been a politician for 30 years. Of course, he has an ego.

Someone called me Trump-like for saying that Caitlyn Jenner should have been prosecuted for the time she killed a woman.

I would like to right now be a new initiate in the “12:00 Shit Talking, Wine Drinking Society of Critical Women”.

I think the main reason Susan can eat a bowl of cancer, is her claim that Trump and Clinton were the same(vote Jill Stein). Which reminds me of her saying THE EXACT SAME THING in 2000 about Bush and Gore(vote Ralph Nader).

I came on to say fuck off susan saradon, but you did it much more eloquently. Bravo

This was not her only problem. I’m not giving you the details of my grandmother’s mental illness on the internet.

In fact, Sarandon probably stands to gain a great deal financially from Trump’s presidency.

To clarify my position, if you are a rich and famous person who will go on living unaffected by the outcome of an election, you are certainly entitled to still have an opinion on it, but no one fucking cares. Keep it to yourself.

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

My happy practically beige food is my mom’s Thanksgiving dressing but mostly everything on the list are great cleanser options.