Cupping? Cupping? How is this back? My grandfather was born in Russia. In 1885. Yes. 1885! Eighteen. And he trained to be a barber, which apparently included learning how to do cupping. Because he did. Cupping emerged or re-emerged in popular culture just before my father died and he was SHOCKED. He couldn’t believe…

There is nothing wrong with having a fur baby. There is nothing wrong with loving some animals more than some people. There is nothing wrong with creating stronger laws to protect animals.

You just got extra credit for the rest of your life!!!!

Least-favorite gynecologist moments! Number 1 occurred when the old male gyno pinched me with the speculum. I gave a little jump and shriek and said, “That pinched me!” And he said, “No, it didn’t.” Really? Motherfucking REALLY? I never went to him again. And I did say, “Yes. It did.”

Never heard of? I heard of it!! There used to be an awesome health/yoga/hippie/vegan health spa there. Incredible. But I think it shut down. It was called The New Age Health Spa.

Are you talking about prosopagnosia? Are you aware that that is what you have? I have prosopagnosia. It’s a real condition. The late doctor and author Oliver Sacks had it. You should research it. I have had it all my life and didn’t even know it had a name until a few years ago.

Baking totally tips the scales. Oh, man — I totally did NOT mean to make that pun. Too late now. Full disclosure — I am not a huge fan of the books or movies. I don’t hate them — I just am kind of...eh.

But I am a REAL fan of baking. And men who bake. Yes!

Jane Austen wrote during the Regency. She died before Victoria ascended the throne.

I have Crohn’s disease. I feel you. I have gained and lost large amounts of weight rapidly for NO reason I could tell. But people judged me. This woman is a monster.

Please. This cpuple is not doing anything wrong. Terrible and wonderful things exist in every era. We have racism, sexism, homophobia, heck, slavery right here right now. Why are you acting as if she is supporting these things by engaging in what looks like harmless and interesting fun to me.

You are way luckier than my mother. A cop once gave her a ticket for jaywalking. In NYC!!! Then he said he couldn’t help but notice her jaywalking because she had such sexy legs. Nice, huh? The guy definitely needed to refine his technique!

Break away. You will NEVER regret it. You will rejoice EVERY DAY that it’s over. Do it! You owe it to yourself!

Hell yeah you can and SHOULD abandon her. You don’t owe an abusive person ANYTHING. You owe yourself — your very, very best. And in order to treat yourself well, you clearly need to stay away from her. She probably made this mess to drag you back in. Don’t let her. Good luck.

Doesn’t sound like it was much of a job to lose. And anyone who tips a quarter on a $60 biill is a person who deserves to do be publicly humiliated. What a fucking bastard. If you can’t afford to tip — you can’t afford to eat out. That bastard just robbed that server’s labor.

I know. I can’t even imagine having a dishwasher. The fact that I finally got a building (not an apartment — a building) with laundry in it is an epic miracle.

My building can’t have dishwashers. Such buildings do exist, you know. Jesus kee-rist, the way privileged people just assume everyone can have what they do.

I hate privileged shit like this. I would LOVE to have a dishwasher. LOVE. But my NYC apartment can’t have one. Period. The end. So nice to know that my poverty is judged.

If I ruled the world and was allowed to sterilize people. I would start with any adult who scooped up bags full of these plastic Easter eggs.

Ugh. I always typo numbers. They are so close together and not used often. And now I will have another nightmare about my typing teacher...oh, lord...scared now.

I was wondering that, too. A hard-g giggly ass makes NO sense. It doesn't even work as an insult or a compliment or anything. It is just...senseless. As for a "jiggly" ass (assuming that Charlie Sheen can't spell — an assumption that is easy to make) — how is that bad? Does Charlie Sheen think that a woman's ass…