Lot's wife turned to salt. Just a correction.

Yes, yes, and yes. In the second paragraph, please mention how her mouth is open and uncovered since we are supposed to HEAR her. Oh, well done! A++++ for you!

Her mouth is OPEN and NOT COVERED because she is NOT being silent about this? Don't you see? Or does only the geeky English teacher see. Oh, lord — alone again, in geeky English teacher land.

This did not happen to me. It happened to a friend. She was in labor when her husband brought her to the hospital only to find that her insurance had been cancelled. She was on a leave — her insurance was supposed to be fine, but some idiot fuckwad who should be shot had cancelled it. Happy ending — my friend…

Everyone poops while pushing. Super common and nothing to be embarrassed about.

Silly! Sarah Palin is missing ALL her brain — not just part!

Why does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Because this is Jezebel and therefore it is lockstep, party-line, predictable. I am trying to look at this as if I knew no one involved and it's pretty easy, because I don't, not really. I don't know ANYTHING about this Nev person or his accuser. NOTHING.

Well, if they actually gave me the capuchin monkey to play with and snuggle on the flight, I might not mind so much.

No. No, no, no. A certain kind of white woman with a certain kind of body type. Me — I am a white woman who also has the thighs and the hips to go with my booty. And I am NOT acceptable in my culture. But among POC — I have been told my hips/thighs/butt are perfect again and again. I actually have the entire POC…

I said ALL of this RIGHT HERE on Jezebel and was called a racist. I was accused of stereotyping. It was ridiculous. And now it's a fucking article and the author who wrote this below —

Ridiculous title. Please. If you ask me what influenced me more — a book I read and loved when I was 9 that informed my whole LIFE or a book I read and loved six months ago — what am I going to say? The title of this article is stupid and so is that article.

Someone has to mention Spinal Tap's Saucy Jack now, right? Has someone already?

YOU have my respect, for saying all that. Wow.

Mulgrew made it a work issue when he made it a UFT union issue. He asked our union to stand against another union. WTF? Our unions are under attack enough. Unions protect us — union members are much more protected (or used to be) that people who work for corporations. Union members have better benefits. We can…

HOW? There are plenty of cops of color and I have taught plenty of children of color whose parents worked for the NYPD. Why are we acting as if all cops were both evil and white?

Actually, a woman once told me she was extremely stressed because she knew she wouldn't be financially secure until she had ten million liquid and she didn't yet. I kid you not.

I am American and I have never heard of her. I don't watch reality tv. I hate it, actually. I think it teaches people — kids, particularly — really bad ways to handle situations. It provides horrific role models and shows that bad behavior is rewarded.

Whom do you think teachers in public school TEACH? I will give you a clue — we all have students who are the children of cops. I have taught many, many children of cops and of other people who work with the NYPD in some way. I am shocked that no one seems to be remembering this obvious thing. The first thing I…

YES! And Kirsten Dunst is NOT my type. I don't like thin lips — REALLY don't like them and never have — and am not crazy about skinny blondes, BUT her crooked teeth and her dimple just unstitch me! Because of them, I find her irresistibly ADORABLE! Just — fetching! As sweet as sugar. I didn't know she had them…

You are awesome. I share that fetish and am the eternal, devoted slave of Patricia Arquette. Her teeth, her mouth, her laugh — good G-d, I lust her and adore her...and I am basically a straight woman!