Me, too, my friend. Me, too. That was one hell of an adaptation.

THAT is the right attitude! Well done! Of course, he's my boyfriend, but still...

He is so totally my boyfriend. And so is Idris Elba. Jezebel is posting some crazy shit today. Thank G-d I am sane!

This is ridiculous. Idris Elba IS my boyfriend. I do not believe this nonsense. So there.

I was about to say that!

Oh, I've been reminded of it since I hit puberty. White people said, "You have the body of a black girl." And that was bad. I remember one white guy — no, two — saying, "YOu have big legs and I like that, but my friends think I am crazy." I told them both to get fucked. And not by me. But black and latino men…

That's what makes her...white. I am white, but I have the butt and the thighs and the hips. You couldn't pay me to go to the gym.

You've reaped no benefits? You are hanging out with the wrong kind of people. The second I found out that my big ol' booty was a thing of beauty — I would ONLY be with people who agreed. Not all white people do. They can fuck themselves, because this white girl is not fucking them.

Who called you that? Whites? POC? Men? Women? I ask because I never heard those terms in my lily white town, although I was told I had the body of black girl. I have heard that from white people and black people since I hit puberty (late!). But those terms? Never from a white person. They didn't know them. …

Try being a white person with a big ass who was mocked her whole life by her own people. That's fun. And I grew up in a WHITE town. When I got to the city and found out that my body — big legs, butt, hips — was considered perfect and beautiful by the black and Latino culture I was FUCKING THRILLED at the brilliance…

Can I marry you RIGHT FUCKING NOW?! THANK YOU!!!!!

Uh, you are so wrong — this body type became acceptable TO ME the MINUTE I heard black and Latino men (and women) tell me how gorgeous I was (a white girl) for having it! You have no idea what that MEANT. I came from a place where that was impossible — that my body could be beautiful — and found a great world where…

Weird. Number one on the list of rules I made for my class was, "If someone bullies you, tell me IMMEDIATELY." And the kids would say, "No, miss, that makes it worse." And I would bring in formerly bullied students I had helped to reassure them. I don't know everything — but I knew how to shut down a bully — FAST.…

Fucking AWFUL. What, is Beyonce trying to look like she has a different body type than she has? Please don't do that, Beyonce. We need you to continue showing the world that your body type rocks. Please — don't try to look like you have the figure of a young woman in a hair metal video (we all know the body types…

Yep — and I am wondering if that is what this woman is going for because I just cannot fathom a person removing a RING while trying on clothing.

Who takes their rings off? While trying on clothes? Do you know when I take my jewelry off? When it's NEVER. I buy and wear stuff I don't have to remove. And if I do remove it, I do so at home and put it in my jewelry box. This story sounds totally fishy. Someone removing her ring because she is trying on…

Sounds like South America. In many South American countries, women who suffer miscarriages are reported to the police for "having an abortion" — the woman has to somehow prove she had a natural miscarriage to get out of this — and they can (and most certainly have) been sentenced to prison for up to thirty years. …

Good for you for taking REAL action and helping the person you know who deserves it most — yourself. You are brave. You are awesome. I am proud of you.

No, no. You bashed someone for doing what you are doing, basically — pushing a troll's post to the top. That's not fair. It can't be all right for you, but not for someone else.

Really? Why? There is no way I could consider someone who punishes a troll to be as bad as a troll. Often I like them.