Well said!

Your dad sounds like my late father! He could never remember any of my friends' names — my friend Lisa O'Hare was "the O'Hare girl" or Jon Cohen was, "the Cohen boy. I didn't realize how bad this was once until we were in a movie theater and Jamie Lee Curtis (with her future husband, Christopher Guest) was there. My…

My dad and my mom split. He married a woman who was 25 years younger. My mom married a man who was one year younger. It was, hands down, the very best thing that ever happened to every single person involved. My stepmother was in her 40s (gasp — I think my age or younger!) when my dad married her (I was in my 20s…

Thank G-d she is opposed to having children. The last thing this woman should do is breed. I am relieved she doesn't want to have children and hope she never does.

This may sound strange to you — I have a theory that the sun helps your hair grow. I know, I know — but I have a reason for it. My hair has always grown very fast. However, I noticed when I lived in Arizona (and I was outside in the sun all the time) that my fair grew like lightening. I mentioned in another post…

Really? I am a white person with very fine, straight hair. It grows SO FAST. I remember when I went to college, I cut it to my chin and a year and a half later, it was half way down my elbows again. I have no idea if this is typical of "white" hair or not. I thought it was a sop the g-ds threw me to make up for…

My husband and I were talking about this last night, oddly. I mean, about haircuts like this, or for men who go bald. The truth is — it's all about the shape of the head. If you are a goddess of eternal beauty like Lupita Nyong'o, you can rock this and look great. But some of us don't have such perfect skulls. …

Any reference to Revenge of the Nerds makes me happy — really happy.

I HATE being pranked. I hate pranks. I want Ashton Kutcher to die because he hosted Punk'd. I HATE shit like that. It's abusive — and then the person who was just humiliated or terrified is supposed to be a good sport about it? That adds abuse on abuse.

I had my tonsils out at 17. Delightful experience, wasn't it? Ugh. But I had all my vaccines, thank G-d. I will tell you something weird. When I was a teenager, I babysat a little boy on my block and next thing I know, my DOCTOR is showing up in my classroom. MY DOCTOR! This kid got meningitis. The doctor…

You HATE your job? Try to find a new one! Why spend one third of your life doing something you hate? I know it is not easy, but do try to find a job you like! You're worth it!

Don't be embarrassed that you cry! Look — when it gets hot outside and you are exercising or whatever, are you ashamed that you sweat? No, of course not. It's homeostasis — your body is trying to maintain its core body temperature, so you sweat. Well, crying is part of homeostasis, too. When a person gets upset…

What? There is a place in Chinese culture for homosexuality. I mean, historically. I remember this from college. I remember stories about men who liked other men to "embrace them from behind." College was a long time ago, but I do remember that expression and learning that there were Chinese legends and stories…

I know quite a few men who lost their virginity at young ages to older women. Not a single one says it hurt him. They all say it was fine. Some are proud and happy. But how can it be? One was nine and lost his virginity to an eighteen year old woman! What the HELL! I love this man deeply and he has some issues…

Audra McDonald and Bernadette Peters do not age. I actually saw Bernadette Peters in a store on my birthday about ten years. It was one of those fucked-up birthdays where a family member with mental problems shows up and ruins everything and I was feeling pretty devastated and I was wandering around this store,…

I have quite a few male friends who lost their virginity to older women. One was nine. Nine fucking years old with an eighteen year old woman. And he says it was fine and it didn't bother him. What can I say? What can I do? Can I help him or should I just leave it alone? Should I point out his alcoholism — his…

My grandmother smoked and drank she she was probably 13. She ate whatever she wanted (and was always pretty thin). She died at 96, after 83 years spent with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other. She was sick the last 3 weeks of her life. Yes — 3 WEEKS. Yep — that's it. So, you never know.

Who could possibly blame you?! The cuteness factor is off the charts!

She is, without a doubt, the smushiest, gushiest, most adorable cutie-pie ever!

It definitely sounds like she has a fear of sex. Her mother grounded her for three months for kissing — in the 8th grade! And this poor girl felt humiliated — for NOTHING. She did NOTHING wrong. Her mother clearly fucked her in the head and she has a lot of issues she needs to work through. I mean — we all do. …