I know. And I am not going to be a typical Jezzie nasty person and blame you for being upset when someone is deliberately trying to upset you, nor am I going to blame you for answering him. However, it is what he wants. You CANNOT convince him. NOTHING you can say will convince him. If you convince him — the…

Ugh. Paris Hilton. You are right when you say that white women with big butts often did NOT appreciate those butts — and that is because white culture didn't. It's amazing and wonderful to me that Kim Kardashian's figure is considered beautiful. I grew up in a world where all us white girls were SUPPOSED to look…

Oh, beautifully written! I love it! Do you have a Ph.D.? You sound highly educated, yet your writing (unlike the writing of some academics) is so accessible and clear — lovely! I give you an A+.

That was NOT true in the 1970s in America. Look at the models then — there was that whole Cheryl Tiegs look going on. When full-lipped Janice Dickinson tried to get hired by Ford Models, Eileen Ford said of her, "Look at that mouth! She'll never get work!"

Well, to be fair — if you say your brother and cousin are considered "hotties," then you should post pictures of them — maybe at the beach — to let us judge for ourselves how hot they are. After all, should we just take your word for it? No. In the interest of honesty online and in journalism, I really think that…

Someone already had that. He considered it, though.

Have you heard of the "apricot eye"? I have always wondered what that meant. If you know, please share. Thanks.

I thought she was gorgeous when I first saw her on SNL. I ALWAYS thought she was gorgeous and still do.

Ah...Heathcliff was quite possibly mixed-race. There is a lot of literary criticism on Wuthering Heights and a lot of it is devoted to the theory that Heathcliff was mixed. He was found in Liverpool. Liverpool was a center of the slave trade (many traders lived there and used its ports) and it had a sizable…

This white woman who does not wear make-up — EVER — and who wouldn't get surgery for anything other than a medical reason is saying this to you now — are you healthy? Do you like being healthy? Do you know what the best way to thank the Universe for that health is? Do not mess with what Mother Nature gave you. You…

It used to be — but he HATED Harold and the Purple Crayon, so he changed it.

You are feeding a hungry, hungry troll. I understand — it's hard not to — but this is EXACTLY what he wants.

To be fair — if you had a Ken doll and you were incarcerated, chances are you would need protection.

Your toes are evil and must be attacked.

LOL! Colonoscopies SUCK. Look, I am SO GRATEFUL I lost that weight, and past a certain age, everyone SHOULD have one, but they are no fun. Especially the prep. Awful.

It's not your fault it wasn't clear! We are talking about educational policy and funding — the most confusing, demented system on the face of the earth. Don't worry about it.

Um...confused. You seem to be saying what I am. I said those free and reduced price meal forms were used to determine Title I status. They are NOT used to get funding for the free meals. Those funds come from a different source.

I do NOT blame your school for being desperate for Title I funds — not at all. And I…

I know that. I do. It's just...weird. I rapidly and for no reason gained a bunch of weight. And I carried it around for a long time. Then I rapidly and for no reason (no change in diet or exercise) lost it — in the month after I had my first colonoscopy. I don't KNOW but I would say that warrants investigation. …

And you are 100% right. Utterly and completely. Listen, I lost 70 lbs — yes, 70 lbs — IN ONE MONTH after a colonoscopy. Obviously, there was some weird bacteria that got sucked out. Your weight gain is NOT your fault. You do not have an eating disorder. You have some nasty bacteria living in your intestines,…

Sigh. I absolutely and totally believe this. I have Crohn's disease. People think that everyone with Crohn's is skinny. Not true. I gained an enormous amount of weight — HUGE — when I got Crohn's.