Schools where more than 75% of the students live below poverty are eligible for Title I and these free and reduced lunch forms are used to determine whether or not a school gets Title I funding and benefits.

Something weird is going on here. The school is lying. Blondie Guy knows this — he knows the kids are going to be fed because he knows this whole thing is a lie. These free and reduced meal forms are NOT used to fund the free meals.

I'm a New Yorker. And if you were one, you'd know there was no need to know where other states even ARE. It's NYC — and the rest of the country is...out there...somewhere...who cares. And OMG — look what we apparently call the area around where Texas is (not that I know — I am from NYC — so I am just guessing that…

Let Sugarhill and the rest of stay in denial, please. You and your stupid math! (mutter mutter)

You are wise as heck. I learned this a long time ago and I would like to thank my total not giving a shit for helping me out so much. I don't know — I got a healthy helping of don't tell me what the fuck to do when I was born, I guess — and then it got stronger. I see you have it, too. It's nice, isn't, not to let…

You're out — and you are right.

I like buttermilk, too. Actually, I LOVE buttermilk.

I don't think the other woman did anything wrong — that is NOT why I think she should tell. I think she should tell because this guy is a dick and his wife deserves to know. It's just the right thing to do. The other woman in this case happens to have the info and can tell — if you have the info, you should tell —…

I think it's possible to both congrate this woman on her weight loss AND, as Heather Simon said, "accept ourselves as we are, in all our strange forms."

Will you marry me, please?

Grrrr...snarl...he's at MY house, dammit! And he's staying here!

And an excellent question that is!

You and I see women differently. You see her flipping out Glenn Close style as a definite possibility. I see it as a totally, utterly remote possibility, highly unlikely. I base that on myself and the women I know. You say you have seen this — I don't know what kind of women you know.

I am ashamed to say I learned about her from Drunk History. It is a good episode, though — great, actually.

Actually, GW did free his slaves when he died, but as the actor pointed out, his wife Martha owned most of the slaves, so it did not do a whole lot of people a whole lot of good. And I always wondered — what if some of George's slaves were married to Martha's slaves? What then? I've never been able to find out.

Actua…

I just saw this. How old is this. Is this supposed to be fucking funny? Creepy as hell and not surprised #PETA

Oh, I have had 14 year old twist words and plain-out misunderstand stuff. Absolutely. Once a student cheated on a quiz. I said, "I have to call your parents." She said, "They don't care." I said, "I don't care if they don't care — I have to." What did this girl say when she got on the phone with her parents? …

Ha! You have no idea how pretty you are. You just think that you aren't pretty because you don't look like one, narrow type that beauty magazines tell you is pretty. That's not the only way to be pretty.

Yes, yes, yes — I love you.

Tired...but getting by!