I LOVE Tom Hardy. He is way too good for this. It's just unthinkable.

Oh, good, you sweet child — I've found you. I went away for a while and lost touch with you. Remember me? I wanted you to marry my brother. And after reading this...I want you to marry my brother even more. The weird thing is, you told my about that condition you were born with. I could scarcely believe it…

OMG! Me, too. About the cat-calling, I mean. In fact, my brother jokes about it. Once we didn't have enough fares on our MetroCard and he said, "Don't worry, if the bus driver is a black man, nimuexxx will get on for free." I did not pay for that bus ride! It's just been very obvious throughout my life — like…

I am very stubborn. When I was young, I learned my particular body type was "wrong." I realized I would never be able to change it. The I found certain people thought my body type was "right"! Imagine that! Different people thought different things!

"Instead of changing our skin color, the girls of the world should be doing their homework, and one day curing cancer."

Oh, man — that is too funny! You said that? YOU ROCK! I love you. Yeah — calling a person ugly is cruel, because our society basically equates a person's entire value with their attractiveness. A man who does that wants to be mean to women — and, I think, he's also looking for a woman who would take that, under…

Your wonderment attitude about life? Wow. That's an error — a typo, maybe you changed part of the sentence and forgot to change the rest — but it's AWESOME! I love it. Sometimes mistakes create poetry and you did that there. I love it! "You wonderment attitude about life"! Yay! ( jumping up and down and all…

Instead of changing the way you dress, I recommend changing your boyfriend.

Nine days? You are AWESOME! I am SO PROUD OF YOU! Darling, that nine days with turn into nineteen into ninety into nine months into nine years into the rest of your life. It's not easy — but you have already done nine days! I think you can do anything!

5'6" and l32 lbs? And you always felt a little chubby? Great. You are not chubby at all. You're perfect. You are NOT being too sensitive. TRUST your feelings. There is something wrong with your doctor. For one thing — he is breaking the law. He is not allowed to discuss you with your father — Doctor/Patient…

I wonder if her dad and doctor are discussing her. I think her MD is lying. I could be wrong, but he seems so...WRONG...that I think he is lying to hurt this girl. "Your dad says you don't exercise." She should ask him.

5'6" and l32 lbs? Why, you sound perfect to me. You are NOT being too sensitive. TRUST your feelings. There is something wrong with your doctor.

The question is not who agrees to it — it is who asks for it? That is just weird. Also, she didn't ultimately agree to it. She said yes, then turned around and said no quickly — hence that charming phone call. I can see her saying, "Hmmm, well, the way I have been doing things hasn't been working, so maybe I'll…

Oh, I agree with you.

You are SO not alone. One man sent me an email that said, "You are so pretty. I never saw anyone so pretty. Now all I can do is thing about you. I can't do anything else. You bitch you are controlling my life I can't stop thinking about you and how pretty you are," etc. in this style.

Gee — I wonder why he's single?

I have lost more faith in humanity reading the boards at Jezebel then anywhere else. But I'm still here.

I only know Hull from "Blink." It was not a bad place to end up.

I wish every child had parents who took that much joy in him or her. I like the way you put that.

You are not alone in feeling sinfully gleeful. Ooooh, it's nice, isn't it? I only regret that I won't be there to witness it.