Easy to recover when yinz eatin Primani’s donton every day ‘nat.

Thanksgiving is going to have Moana 2 and Wicked. I assume they are trying to get ahead of those two.

Now I have to replay it, and look for scenes of Johnson moving around like Samuel L Jackson in “Captain Marvel”.

“True but November 15th is a bit early.”

“He appeared on several addiction-based reality shows with Dr. Drew Pinsky: Celebrity Rehab 1, Celebrity Rehab 2, Sober House 1, and Sober House 2.”

What a weird tearing apart of what is ultimately a harmless movie.

He even dated Punky Brewster.

Sadly, the only shocking part of hearing he was found dead in his home is that Shifty Shellshock was a homeowner.

Yep. So, So, SOOOOOOOO damned much of the media landscape is like a shitty tabloid writer fucked a shitty pro wrestler and they had hundreds of shitty children.

Astrology is nonsense, I’m also a Capricorn that drives an S4 *shrug*

bullshit bullshit bullshit...oh, wait! You picked a pretty good car for me, and your vague description of my personality traits are close enough to give you a mental fist-bump.  But it’s still bullshit!

If Kinja didn’t suck rancid dead-animal ass on mobile, the SFW gif would have loaded.

Not to mention that weirdly*, astrology only seems concerned with Greek constellations, as opposed to say, Persian or Chinese constellations.

*And by “weirdly”, I mean “not weird at all, if you catch my drift”

I really enjoyed talking about Drag Race here until you stopped recapping it. 

“Which car does confirmation bias tell me I should drive?”

Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Jesus....We’ve gone full Buzzfeed now?

Aren’t all the dates in relation to the constellations like 2,000+ years out of date and off by at least one sign due to the Earth’s precession?

Astrology can help us understand a lot about someone