I’m glad that all those fans of the original finally get to see the big question answered: what happened in that apartment previously.

In college my wife suggested we should go see Gwar at a monster truck rally. I was really excited, and then she told me she was just kidding, and we both got embarrassed.

Witch cock firmly in hand, it was an excellent series.  

Probably how he fucked up his back for life.  Never the same.

GWAR at an all ages show?

Honestly for Black to immediately turf Kyle and Tenacious D over a bad improv quip (that KG apologized for) makes me think there was a lot more BTS drama than just going from decades long creative partner to "We're done forever!"

Thanks for the bit of sanity. The overwhelming hatred and fear of Hillary is part of what made Trump palatable to many Republicans in 2016. People are just completely ignoring the thought of what incredible damage might be caused if we put all of our morals aside because of our fear and hatred of Trump.

At least there would be some hope...

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Does it make you feel older to hear that I knew about them in the ‘90s? Or younger? I’m not sure how time works.

Indeed, the producers of Spartacus knew they were delivering hammy, bloody fun and delivered it with aplomb.

I’ve known of Gwar since like the aughts, but this is the first time I’ve watched them perform or speak. I didn’t realize they weren’t scary but more like...cartoon characters?

I said they should have first song pick, but to actually be the first performance? Tremendous.

we’re so back, nature is healing, etc

It wouldn’t be right if GWAR wasn’t first up. Perfectly chosen song for them. 

Yep, this is completely awesome. AVC is officially back, baby!

If you murder enough Australians they build you a statue because you’re tough. It’s a different culture. America could be like that if we weren’t such babies. 

We should give Kyle citizenship.

I’m so country, I’m going to sing the anthem in front of 45,000 people and on national TV in cutoff jean shorts and cowboy boots.

Hollywood Jack has abandoned the Rage Kage.