She’s a TEENAGER and her mother is right there, telling her NOT to say the name. Of course she has to say the name. 

Goth Winona, forever the peak of Generation X hotness

Aw, did Cabin in the Woods bomb? I love that movie. It’s the only non-marvel thing I’ve ever seen him in, I’m pretty sure. 

Jenny explicitly addresses this. She uses Taco Bell nachos as an example. 

If your interest in this film is based on the reunion between Napoleon Dynamite filmmakers Jared and Jerusha Hess and Napoleon himself, Jon Heder, who voices a supporting role, don’t expect to find the off-beat spark of weirdness often present in the Hesses’ work.

He’s my favourite movie star with a size 10 head and a size 8 face.

“Marvel doesn’t make movie stars”
*Chris Hemsworth has entered the chat*

Good riddance. The Dodge Challenger is the AR-15 wearing a MAGA hat of cars.

I actually love the idea of a Star Wars themed hotel where I get to hang out and drink in the cantina with aliens and a galaxy viewport or whatever. But load my schedule up with 16 hours worth of tasks? No thanks.

So... were both the Duke boys banging their cousin Daisy or not?

Coulda been worse:

This makes so much more sense than what we got.

It really says something about you when even known horrible people like Jerry Jones and Stan Kroenke are embarrassed to have you around.

I’ve never seen a photo of Trump that could be even generously described as “flattering.” He’s a gross old pig and always has been.

Might be the single worst combination of words I’ve ever seen. 

I kinda assumed that didn’t needed to be said :D.

Too soon!

Picturing an Avril Lavigne-themed “They Live”. We need our Lavigne-lenses!

Counterpoint: No. And fuck off.

My primary memory of this movie is of walking out feeling depressed but also annoyed at having my own angst packaged and sold back to me. I expressed my dislike of the experience to my friend, who took it very personally and accused me of “artistic fascism.” We probably had a conversation on the way home about which…