I didn’t know Gene Siskel had an account here.

When the movies ended and I could go home. Especially Attack of the Clones. I went alone since I was in grad school and not dating anyone. I think I laughed out loud at the “Sand “ scene.

John Williams’ music.

Just because you think women are stupid doesn’t mean you have to project it on everyone else.

They help fulfill Joe Quesada's fantasy that Peter Parker has sex with as many people not named MJ as possible?

Of course. Except the woman, Jenkins, because they paid the actress a lot for her pretty face to be unobstructed.

*dismissive wanking gesture*

it’s also shockingly lush! there’s not a single desert. they go swimming!

This is a vague memory of something I read decades ago, so grain of salt and all that, but as I recall, the original film was made with so few resources that the light “dystopian future” elements were added to explain why everything looked rougher than it would in a higher budget version of the future. It’s otherwise…

Sweet pedophilic popstar what a deep pull!

Don’t forget the sax solo.

It’s been said many times in many different ways: the Prequel Series had a great story to tell, and did it terribly in every way that matters. The Sequel Series had no story to tell at all, but was competent about it.

It pretty much covered the first book and some of the second. What I found interesting was that they had quite a few of the plots from the second happen simultaneously with the first one.  

But it does make for an authentic club experience. Every club has a geriatric patron doing inappropriate things to female patrons. 

They’re gonna add that to New Zealand’s banned baby names list, surely. 

true haha i’d feel realllly bad for her if a small kid caused the back injury, though (not just regular bad for her)

Hahaha I didn’t realize, but that kinda would make more sense than an adult doing it. 

Kelly also had an incredible ass, truly.

I mean, it’s a proven fact that some people just don’t like musicals, so the point of hiding it is to, ideally, trick those potential viewers into paying for a ticket for a movie genre they don’t really enjoy that much.

What’s up with musicals being embarrassed to be musicals?