As another person with an history of colon issues and colonoscopies, nothing beats installing the TV set in a position where you can see it from the bathroom while the door is open, and spending the eve of the procedure drinking the solution and doing your business in front of I Know Who Killed Me, some late Steven…

And the all important camo paint on the legs, so that at all times she remains unseen among the flora common to an international martial arts tournament

“All you are doing by shitting in a box is delaying how long it takes to get actual treatement for a disease.”

That should be on billboards nationwide. 

The box ought to be fine if the patient isn’t actually bleeding out rectally and only ate a giant bag of Doritos or can of beets.

I don’t know, giving him the option of a horny female box (similar to the brown M&M) and having all of the boxes sexually aroused by being shat in was a bit more than SNL is usually willing to do.

Seriously, what the fuck? I totally expected AV Club to be all over that?

Woof. That monologue was rough.

While I didn’t watch yet... the rest of the internet is up in arms over Woody’s anti vax BS in his opening monologue... which is not even touched upon here

My theory is all the ants who went to see it were able to sneak past the ticket since they’re so small.

Is Badguy ...but not bad guy*.

Adams has been pretty much known to be a right-wing shit head for decades now, so a blatently racist video made by him should come as no surprise to anyone.

Similarly, Garfield creator Jim Davis went on a disturbing, hate-filled rant about Mondays in a recent strip, which he then followed-up with an effusive essay about his favorite food lasagna.

For classic Cammy enjoyers, leaks shows that the classic outfit is still available to pick from

“Fuck you, kid. There’s nothing wrong with these standings, you just need to git gud.”

Adults can’t always accept it either:

It is possible to unknowingly or ignorantly gaslight people - it’s not always malevolent. Not accepting it or doing anything about it once you find out though, that’s another story.

Because they know you’re a filthy pervert, Dave, that’s why!

Instead, the secret point bonuses led people to feel gaslit about how difficult it was to achieve three stars on lighter characters.

Kinda hilarious that people are framing this as a moral failing on Nintendo's part.

but never on a Sunday