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I keep thinking we’re going to hit bottom here any day now

I wouldn’t order a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity from Denny’s either.

So, he looks like this?:

I thought you were gonna say that G. W. Bush must be feeling pretty damn good about his paintings at this point.

That’s why most astronauts have to eat the less appealing alternative—the tortilla.

Eating bread in space is a surprisingly dangerous undertaking: the free-floating crumbs could cause someone to choke, lodge themselves in someone’s eye, or worst of all, cause a fire if it gets into the electrical panel.

I like it, but I can’t help but think that it’d be more “correct” if it were a stegosaurus or a dimetrodon.

No, I think *you* mean stacosaurus

I think I’ll wait for the stegosaurus version.

I don’t take stock in the opinion of someone who would use a term like that. Good luck to you mate.

Neat. Except there’s no insulation and all the ice will probably melt by the time you’re ready for your second or third round.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

I guess CueCat was just a few decades too early...

I guess CueCat was just a few decades too early...

And every other human has the same sensations and level of sensitivity as you

What if I told you their are also YouTube channels where you can watch people assemble LEGOs....

What this little girl was starting to feel is called “compassion.” Not to mention “empathy.” It comes natural to the human species. Until it is snuffed out by adults.

The Microsoft Sculpt is by far the most comfortable keyboard I’ve ever used, and I’ve been typing / keyboarding for almost 40 years. I’ve used all kinds of ergonomic and standard keyboards, and the Sculpt is miles away superior in feel and comfort to any standard (let alone those horribly shitty hard-clicky gaming

So lazy we can’t even finish sentences and have to trail off with ellipses.

So lazy we can’t even finish sentences and have to trail off with ellipses.

For me, it’s awesome for my smart home stuff. Being able to say “Alexa, turn on the living room lights” and have them turn on makes me feel like I’m in the future.

For me, it’s awesome for my smart home stuff. Being able to say “Alexa, turn on the living room lights” and have

but it’s pronounced “burb”