Swype does long presses on iOS. Must be a decision by SwiftKey.

Huh, imagine that. It’s almost like a functional society.

Boy, have you got it bass-ackwards.

Jango Fett should be on this list. And of course once he is included you have to include Boba Fett and all of the Clone Troopers. Okay maybe not the clone troopers since they were mind controlled. But consider this. Jango was so much of a bad ass, that someone paid him to be the genetic blue print for what became…

Damn and you were only 6 and a half years old???

Yeah, and they even used a time machine to go back to 1977 and make it look like George Lucas’s original idea. Stupid Disney.

Well, didn’t the GOP say they wanted a return to the glory days of the Reagan era?

Ha! I’m a middle-aged LA dad and I love not having to meet anyone’s expectations of how I should dress (except at work; apparently, pants are a “thing” these days with employers). Sure, my daughter wishes I’m expand my wardrobe beyond cargo shorts and flip-flops, but I’m way beyond caring. My idea of a dress-y…

This take is bad and you’re a bad person.

Once I had a legit sex dream where I realized at the end the guy was Hitler. Then I looked in the mirror and saw I was the one with the Hitler mustache. My only sex dream, too

A group of ferrets are a business. I love(d) my carpet snakes, but a business may be a good option.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Frozen butter maybe for the chilling affect And the butter affect? Or maybe make some frozen pats of bacon grease?

Yep, can’t watch those gifs without hearing the music...

Wo-man!

Yes! As quotable as any movie ever and the music is perfect. One of my favorite exchanges:

When my son was born we very quickly figured out we had to stop watching Breaking Bad and Walking Dead and just ended up re watching Parks and Rec on a continuous loop for like 3 years.

There are ways besides the Juice Loosener?

No need to worry, they can just obtain free contraceptives from Planned Par... oh wait...

Well, the deck is full of ‘em...