One-man IT department here, and I most definitely don’t and even can’t monitor you. The best I could do would be take your computer and root through your Adium logs and web history :P

Her posture still isn’t ideal because she’s having to look down at the monitor.

Thought I replied to this earlier but I guess I didn’t.

I don’t hate on sugar because there isn’t a culture surrounding it that says, “I can’t talk to you until I’ve had my candy bar.”

I mean, since THC/weed isn’t chemically addictive, you shouldn’t need nearly as much of a weaning off period, if any. My tolerance breaks are always cold turkey.

Or you could just not go back to drinking coffee and stop perpetuating the most socially accepted form of drug addiction.

Anyone who secures a key using a paper clip deserves to lose that key. Key rings are hard to bend for a reason!

No reason to assume he doesn’t have multiple boot images partitioned onto that 1 TB drive.

If you've been together for six years already, you should prolly get a joint bank account. No need to be married for that, it just makes life easier.

Woah. I totally remember that.

Apparently I was mistaken :P

If I'm not mistaken, cutting and pasting won't retain any equations that point to the cell you're moving. Moving them does.

I gobbled up those books as a preteen. They got really weird towards the end, the enemies became a mishmash of alien and demon, and there were alliances with imps who could talk and stuff. They even canonized calling new soldiers “noobz” lol.

I’m just gonna leave this here...

I think the biggest problem is if women wear this shirt. Who’s to be sure locals won’t interpret pointing at a beer glass as “Yes, please grab my boob.”

Pickle brine is my favorite “secret” ingredient in my bloodies. Also a splash of Guinness.

D’oh, I just posted this as well. That’s what I get for not checking the greys first.

I’ve heard worse

If you’re budget minded and are ogling the features of the stainless Simple Human trash cans but don’t care about the aesthetics, check out their plastic trash cans - they’re super solid and have the same smart dimensions as their 4x as expensive brethren.

If you’re budget minded and are ogling the features of the stainless Simple Human trash cans but don’t care about…

Pi’s like to be bought in pairs, I always buy an extra when I’m picking one up for someone.