*ahem* That would be Hellen Lovejoy, not Maude Flanders ;)

That’s what my wife and I do, except we split the shared expenses based on our percentage of the household total.

At least one other person is on the same page as me. God would road trips suck if you couldn’t get lit for the long haul.

You take that back! We may not be dating anymore, but me and Burning Man were together for six long years and he’s a nice lady!

If art cars started looking like this and less like mobile rave stages I would go back to Burning Man in an instant.

If you don’t have Prime it’s worth noting that you can buy the 13,000 model and still get the free super saver shipping because the discount code gets applied after they factor in the total for free shipping!

If you don’t have Prime it’s worth noting that you can buy the 13,000 model and still get the free super saver…

That only accounts for using each protein with one of five possible combinations of other ingredients i.e. you have 25 combinations of protein and vegetables alone.

When deaf people are licensed to drive a car they have to go through further tests to prove they're reliable behind the wheel without hearing. Your regular Joe Schmoe listening to his iPod does not.

Congratulations! You appear to have missed the entire point of the article!

I take it you haven’t actually lived with a sig-o long term, because let me tell you, the second you move in together that whole “not being gross around each other” thing goes right out the door!

They come with a few sensors that you deploy around your house to give it “no go,” zones if need be. I don’t have one myself (but I live in a converted garage with all tile floor so I’ve definitely been considering it) but I don’t think it would be able to avoid stairs without those sensors.

Hi Amy!

Depending on your tolerance, you should prolly be wary of drinking too much after that Xanax... lest your date have to carry you home.

I could not stop laughing at, “Now you.” I’m married and I’m still going to use that line in the near future.

Have fun meeting that perfect woman who’s had her asshole welded shut...

To be fair, this really is just the inverse of the “Spend your money where you spend your time,” maxim.

I just got married less than a month ago and saved tons of money, mostly by having well connected friends. I have friends who: work at a brewery ($40 keg of IPA), distribute alcohol to restaurants (2 cases of top shelf booze for $300), do event production ($500 for massive sound rental and delivery), own a bus ($200…

Between me having gotten up at 6 AM and the header pic, I first read the title as "How to Be A Beaver in Your Everyday Life."

My years of working at music festivals while loading out lighting and running on nothing but bacon, mimosas, and dabs agree with this finding.

I as well. If the blood of Christ was symbolized by wine, the blood of Lobie will be symbolized by Lagunitas IPA.