People that think this can’t be real have never tried to find housing in LA. 

*Holds Led Zeppelin IV over head Say Anything-style*

One of the most stunning 4.5 minutes of film EVER. Judy forever!

Enjoy your white supremacist marriage, Becca.

“Just because I liked it doesn’t necessarily mean that I supported it. I was raised in a very open-minded family that was accepting to everybody. We’re very non-judgmental. I’m genuinely sincere.”

“I know who he is, and he’s not that” is the way that the privileged make excuses for the bigots in their orbit. That whole segment was garbage and did nothing to make me feel like anyone learned a lesson from this.

I always wanted Lawrence off the show but also wanted him to have his own show if that makes sense. I am interested in his journey but just not at the expense of Issa and her friends. 

Appropriate Behavior is, if not a great film, a really interesting one. Akhavan does awkward well, and there’s both a wryness and a wistfulness in her film that are disarming. Glad to see she’s getting a bigger audience.

The Shape of Water

I love Guillermo del Toro for the most part, but that movie was the most shallow (no pun intended), uninspired, and predictable piece of shit he’s ever made. He even managed to throw in a cat being eaten alive, which made me wanna leave the theater outright but for some reason I finished that trash…

Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom was so dumb that I felt personally insulted. At no point during that entire movie did anything happen that remotely made any sense..... and saying that about a Jurassic movie is saying a lot. 

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

HEY ANY WESTERN EUROPEANS HERE?!?

I haven’t seen Mother!, but I can guarantee that Mother starring Debbie Reynolds is better.

Say you care and are outside her window right now with an FTD bouquet of Creepy!

Obviously Topher Grace should play Jared in whatever made for TV movie we’re going to get first about the Russia scandal. 

Yup, you said pretty much everything I’ve been reading/hearing.

I’m seeing EG with the family on Saturday. Been waiting months for it, actually. Did you like it?

“...and will also feature a “royally connected American.”

There are a number of affordable, effective anxiolytics.

Just to get it out of the way: THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD FOR WHITE GUYS WHO DIDN’T READ THE ARTICLE AND WANT TO POST THAT LINCOLN WAS A REPUBLICAN AND DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS.