Carolyn "I keep joking that I should sue them" Bell sounds like she has some shit to work through.

That scene was absolutely absurd. Dude just saw her five minutes ago...

So the vibe (heh) I’m getting from this situation is:

MD is an epic mansplainer on this site. Notice at least half the comments posted right now are his, he’s no ally.

“Most stories about Bourdain’s will have called out the $1.2 million figure as considerably less than they’d expected, to which I’d like to comment, “Let’s not.”

Can you even imagine dropping this kind of self-own? He’s not even pretending he’s being bullied by the state, or the larger culture, or some organized mob. Just straight up, “my friends won’t hang out with me anymore.” What the fuck could be inside a person to make them think they should publicize that?

Dershowitz has no moral center. He thinks the law is just a battle of wits between opposing attorneys. There is no right or wrong to him and it is all just a game.

You are one of my favorite e-people and I would be so devastated to lose you.

The trump supporters are fucking creaming in their pants after his performance there. A tweet from James Wood said no matter what happens next his vote was worth it just because of this.

:(

Any dude obsessed with virginity is a creep. It is known.

Who can be satisfied with just the tip?

“Westchester had a major impact on my life,” Eric says. “I went to school in the city”

I really like John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Wanda Sykes, et al, but fuck them for trying to pretend they didn’t know Roseanne Barr is a racist piece of shit. I’m glad they lost their jobs and fuck the idea of “The Connor Family” or whatever other bullshit people are suggesting. I’ll be happy to see the have other…

Check out the argumentative chops on Bartleby the Scrivener over here.

Is dating an undocumented immigrant really a horror story?

am I supposed to believe it’s just coincidence that the acronym for this program is NIIP?

“One of my love languages is personal touch.” Ewwwwwwww

More red flags than an entire Soviet Union worth of May Day parades.