Nilla Waffler
Jul 18 2019

Once i get officially passed over for the job (pretty sure Jim did not like me), I’ll write my tell all (it’s very boring).

Jun 17 2019

I only have a vague recollection of watching The Notebook once, as a counselor on a bus with a bunch of high school kids on a summer program field trip only half paying attention and thinking it was ridiculous .... but I cannnnnoottttttt with scenes like that and especially with that being the start of their Read more

Jun 4 2019

One simply cannot just wear a bold nineties lip like that and nothing else on the face - the overall effect is very disconcerting. A little pressed powder and some mascara would do wonders. Read more

Jun 4 2019

I did not spend my God-given, righteous prosperity dollars on an iPad in order to watch lurid women fling their lust parts about in a competition to see who is the most “fly.” Read more

Jun 4 2019

Mmm mmmm mmmmm. Body like Arnold Keanu with a Denzel Keanu face.

May 7 2019

Two disgruntled Splinterers have come over to give us What For (or whatever that idiom is). One was a burner, the other used their real screen name. Read more

May 7 2019

We’re sexist Bernie haters or something. I’m no fan of Bernie so they got me there, but that’s a cardinal sin to a few there. At least one is Canadian.