Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
One simply cannot just wear a bold nineties lip like that and nothing else on the face - the overall effect is very disconcerting. A little pressed powder and some mascara would do wonders.
I did not spend my God-given, righteous prosperity dollars on an iPad in order to watch lurid women fling their lust parts about in a competition to see who is the most “fly.”
He’s just so great.
So much happiness.
Mmm mmmm mmmmm. Body like
Arnold Keanu with a Denzel Keanu face.
He looks like a Halloween costume at CVS called “Hipster Man.”
He looks like everyone I actively avoided on Okcupid like 7-8 years ago.
Two disgruntled Splinterers have come over to give us What For (or whatever that idiom is). One was a burner, the other used their real screen name.
I saw a comment a couple weeks ago on Splinter where someone was claiming there were “secret blogs” on Kinja where awful people get together to tear down and mock the passion of the Progressives on Splinter. I thought “oh, that sounds juicy, where’s that?” Then I realized it was here!
We’re sexist Bernie haters or something. I’m no fan of Bernie so they got me there, but that’s a cardinal sin to a few there. At least one is Canadian.
Kinja does not want me to comment ever. Why is everything so screwed up?
They made her look like saltwater taffy.
Disappointed, but not surprised, that “Eighth Grade” got overlooked for Best Original Screenplay. My sisters and I agreed that that was some of the best writing about early teenage girlhood we had seen in recent years. The next question is whether “The Favourite” will win any of the big awards. I feel like the Academy…
Okay, so I actually will watch Hitch whenever it’s on TV.
While “I love you alive” is definitely an odd thing to say, i think ALL sexts in just plain written form are going to be cringeworthy. Whenever you read someone elses sexts its the least sexy thing on the planet, but when you’re alone at night, tipsy, horny, and giddy with anticipation suddenly those sexts are…
Rich hasn’t experienced enough self-minimizing. He needs to keep at it until he’s minimized himself down to a single electron.