I sincerely apologize for messing with you; when you identified women bosses as "THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD" I mistook that for having a sense of humor since not even you could argue that women bosses are worse than, say, dead babies. But I've subsequently learned that it really was your real-life experience and it…

Mmrowr. Condescension turns me on, big daddy.

Everything you do and say is awesome.

I love the way you used those capital letters. It makes you seem really powerful and in control. *swoon*

A man would have realized that a comma belonged in there, Schweeps. We both know it's true.

Yes, I too am sorry you are a Super Jezebel Formatter.

I assumed Schweeps was a woman, actually. She's not clever enough to be a man. Nice use of italics in that edit by the way.

From the reader's perspective I think italics would have served you better there. Using all caps just makes you sound unbalanced. Do you not know how to do italics?

Heh heh. Just trying to be helpful. I certainly wouldn't want that comment to be considered a FAIL due to a minor grammatical misstep when it clearly has so much else to offer.

Technically since there are only two categories, it is more correct to say that women are worse than men, not "the worst."

Heh, those are good ones. It is fun!

If you can carry a watermelon you are GOLDEN!

Perfect! You are so right...

CarsonDial is right, it's Reality Bites.

Hm, I guess I missed all the comments blaming people for getting slapped! That's just terrible. Naturally it's not his fault he got slapped. But obviously there was a bit of hubris in the presumption that he could get a hug out of the deal, that's what I'm pointing out.

Yeah, not 100 percent sure why this comes across as controversial. I'm actually trained to deal with physically volatile people (it's called professional crisis assault training) and this is pretty basic no matter who's doing the slapping.

Um, no baby—he was threatened.

The same thing. If someone threatens to slap me I pull my face back at least, not lean forward. Why is this even gendered? Slapping is wrong period.

You forgot a few.

If you stick your face in the slap zone of someone who just said they want to slap you, odds are good that you're going to get slapped.