He did!

I think it's safe to say there are plenty of anxiety sufferers, dysfunctional people, and plain old nitwits in every age group. You and your husband just don't like the older ones. Once you get to that demo you'll be bitching about younger people based on a few dumb examples, because you and your husband are people…

No no no, bravo. That was great.

Thanks guys!

Such a good point. Plus if they're receiving an intervention they're not personally committed to, the "exercise" they accomplish may not even rise to the level of intensity needed to confer a benefit.

Runner's high is SO a thing. I ran a half marathon Sunday and I'm looking at the pictures today and in every single one I'm beaming from ear to ear. I was euphoric until about 30 minutes after I stopped running, when my feet and legs completely seized up.

I can't help but think there's a great difference between people "forced" to exercise ("facilitated physical activity" *shudder*) and those depressed people that manage, of their own free will, to straggle into the gym and get it done.

It would be good if every fifth cookie numbed your tongue somehow. That would definitely stop me.

I know, it's like I don't even know where to start with all the flaw in this thing. But the one you mentioned is also the one I thought of second. The one I thought of first is the possibility that women who are unhappy in the relationship might as a consequence overestimate the amount of porn their boyfriends watched…

Supercilious references to Whitney Houston aside, think about the type of people you would like to have in the world when you are old, that's all. You will be relying on them to take care of you whether you ever have children or not. Parents need flexibility to model the prioritization of the caretaking relationships…

While I've never made that argument, I'm going to go ahead and make that exact argument...

Hey, would you want to be with a man that felt otherwise?

The saddest part is not that she feels this way about Pretty Woman, it's that in the moment she wasn't cognizant of the need to come up with a more socially acceptable alternative.

Since she dipped into the deep past of my adolescence she has no excuse whatsoever for not saying Dirty Dancing. COME ON!

I have this feeling that these are the same people that complain that so-and-so "getting" to leave the office early to attend a parent-teacher conference entitles them to take off early for happy hour.

If you really want a parallel to marriage you should be able to recognize that going through the motions of a ceremony and reception are only of the teensiest significance compared to the day-in, day-out of how you conduct yourself in a marriage.

I once read an article about somebody doing this that featured an attendee at the ceremony loudly whispering "it'll never work!" as the person proceeded down the aisle.

Touche, my friend. Touche.

One whole million of moms managed to get outmanuvered by a few hundred Facebookers.

Make sure to stock them up with 177th Generation bug TP. Better for the environment.