Wait. So, do you work for Tesla, or have your years of pro-Tesla comments on Jalopnik just been for fun?

I can’t go through your entire diatrabe of garden variety often debunked swarm of negativity (it’s already past 1AM here and I’m too tired), so I’ll just say that electrification is still rapidly ongoing, and you shouldn’t judge tomorrow by the state of today.

It’s only political if you’re a fuckin mouth breather who is upset that people don't like they are offensive to those around them. Otherwise it's just called "acceptance and a desire to not have pieces of shit around" - which is a perfectly reasonable and not political stance. I wouldn't want those bigots in my house…

This is a bad take, imo. If you like the game, play it. If you’d rather write your Pathfinder campaign, write it. Neither is competing to take attention away from the other, you just are hitting the time management needed to juggle the two. If you can’t make the time for both or you feel friction from giving the game…

oh really.  the game with a decade of patches and polish is better than the game that just released?? gtfo here. 

Bosh rush?

And they’re wrong. So fuck em. 

I bounced off of FFTA, and I don’t think it was just because of the kiddy aesthetic. It’s also just mechanically different in a lot of ways that some folks don’t enjoy. Also after going back to it a few weeks ago, I’m not a fan of the interface.

“As a nice sending off for the 3DS, we’ll be offering one silver DS coin for every $10 spent, each worth 1 cent* toward future purchases.

I’ll take a thousand more Elden Ring articles than see 1 more article about some dumbass Twitch streamer that doesn’t deserve any more attention from anyone.

Yet by engaging with the article you contribute to the proliferation of similar content. 

You’re right. You should stop looking at these articles.

I wanted to come down to the comments to say “They’re too expensive, sure, but they check all of the boxes that this pair of shoes has to check, so why such a fuss?”, but after seeing the version from the movie that you linked, I concede that they should have been able to make THAT pair available for $115 because they…

Dude if you think these perfectly fine and accurate shoes look terrible, I’m beyond terrified of what your fashion tastes are. You’re giving green Triforce shirt with khaki shorts energies just from this article.

This is a lot of energy to spend trying to rag on shoes that look... just fine? They closely resemble the movie AND video game shoes... so... yay?

Are you seriously saying summoning friends to beat a boss is cheating? Like, the feature built right into the game? 

Tell me you've never taken a lab safety class without telling me you've never taken a lab safety class

OP wants to stay spoiler-free

That’s literally not the end of the game. You got the bad ending. It’s not the final boss. If you took the time to explore instead of whining that this plays exactly as it should your find what you need for the real ending.