Why does the AV Club always insist on picking the lowest hanging fruit possible?

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

Imagine the rich and complex inner lives of the kind of people who are still raging about a solid B+ superhero movie 4 months later.

+3 Orange Whips

First of all. My comment was about mayonnaise, which is delicious.

So who did beyonce copy, moron? Cause this shit has been done many times before her overrated ass did it. 

Yeah, I agree. Celebrities are always saying dumb inflammatory stuff in interviews or on social media, if you avoid all projects with stars who had said something you didn’t wholly agree with attached to them you’d never get to enjoy anything. Although some LBGTQ get offended, Rousey’s comments about Fox aren’t nearly…

You are destroying the intent behind the game that the designer wanted. You don’t ask that art galleries have a description at the side of the painting explaining the intent behind it, what each color signifies. Complex movies having footnotes explaining things.

We don’t tell people to find something else to do when it comes to books or movies and we should avoid doing it here.

“What makes you think not everyone can play a video game?”

There are so many games out there, Joshua. This one just isn’t for you, and that’s okay. It doesn’t need to bend over backwards with an easy mode.

Star Wars is stupid.

Can’t unions be both good and bad? They have their flaws, like you mention, but they also do work to protect a lot of people (look at how the union helped voice actors gain a little more pay and some better conditions, for instance). We can try and fix the issues with unions while recognizing that in many times…

Microsoft explicitly stated that it was multiplayer-only at E3 2015.

“This is odd, because if you recall Crackdown 3’s announcement and the first few waves of pre-release hype a few years back, you might remember that the whole thing was supposed to be built upon unprecedented environmental destruction enabled by Microsoft’s fancy cloud computing.”

Alternative theory: he grew the fuck up.

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

Yeah. The premise of this article seems to be “Why doesn’t this fighting game with a guest character from and RPG make everything about the guest character and make a full fledged story for them?”

Always consider the source.

Always consider the source.