In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

Local beekeepers would do it for free.

The MCoupe is one of my favorite cars of all time. Wanna have a unique and fun ride? Get an MCoupe.

the knife’s blade was created by carburizing iron using ground up Tums

Or: Why do broke people sign up for stuff that gives them money? /s

I worked at KFC in high school and my hands constantly looked like that from the boiling grease.

Haha. Exactly. Those look like sunburn blisters. I expected some gore.

Kinda like no one refereed to Hemispherical heads as “Hemi’s” and tried making the world think they invented it like Chrysler did either. After Run Chiller, soon to be trademarked ARC and a big ol ARC badge will be put on cars too. “Your car an gotta ARC?”

my editor is female and she’s really good

Those two men in that Facebook video can literally say they co-founded companies that have changed the world.

Those “fools” are the people who enable new consoles to be made. If everyone followed your sage worthy advice, nothing new would be released.

this is just stupid. don’t take away my right to drive high horsepower cars just because you can’t control yours.

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

They already hunt them from helicopters with AR-15's so.... 50 cal?

How about this instead. 1 min mark for the fun.

You don’t understand Obamacare do you?

Chopper rides are very popular in Vegas, but some tour operators have very dodgy safety records which resulted in over 20 deaths in the past 20 years or so.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

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