Who here refuses to give up the idea that we can still be rock stars, even though we're 40?

Counterpoint? A lot of people who experience depression try to self-medicate and set off a vicious circle. Coke spoons on IG isn’t cool but when you’re wired and feeling brilliant, judgement also gets compromised.

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

Alice Cooper, DUH!

Happy Easter, y’all. My local wine bar is having an adult Easter egg hunt later on this afternoon. I have no idea what it entails but I’m there.

Mindy has quit too, because of these fucks.

I just hope your kitty’s self-esteem is okay after this unpleasant incident! ;-)

Emily has decided that this ottoman pushed against the door is the best place to be in the world. She likes the curtains because she can play “hide-and-watch-everything-nutter-does. In the morning, it has become my duty to open the curtain so she can see outside and watch the street.

Helloise

So, this...

Dear Bride,

Donate them to people who enjoy doing book sculptures?

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

or Forty Shades of Gray!

Another NC native here. The scariest thing about our state government (aside from their neanderthal-stance on every issue) is the lack of transparency and due process which characterizes our law-makers. Our legislature passed this IN A SINGLE DAY with almost NO input from the public or from other lawmakers. They…

I vote “none.” You know they were all last-minute bachelorette party gifts purchased at Walgreens.

It didn’t used to be this way! North Carolina was a moderate, relatively progressive Southern state that was predominately blue when it came to state and local elections. Then... this happened and everything has gone NUTS! We got our own Koch brother.

If you have a special needs child over the age of 7 of a different gender, you’re now not allowed to assist them. If you teach in schools, you’re also now not allowed to use the same facilities as students