Who here refuses to give up the idea that we can still be rock stars, even though we're 40?

Counterpoint? A lot of people who experience depression try to self-medicate and set off a vicious circle. Coke spoons on IG isn’t cool but when you’re wired and feeling brilliant, judgement also gets compromised.

Pictured: November 9th, 2016.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

Used it on an ATM and now I have to worship it in madness forever and ever. Thanks Obama!

I tried your password on your gmail account and now there's tentacles coming out of laptop. Should I be worried?

I know my password is secure because it’s “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

Alice Cooper, DUH!

Happy Easter, y’all. My local wine bar is having an adult Easter egg hunt later on this afternoon. I have no idea what it entails but I’m there.

Mindy has quit too, because of these fucks.

I just hope your kitty’s self-esteem is okay after this unpleasant incident! ;-)

Emily has decided that this ottoman pushed against the door is the best place to be in the world. She likes the curtains because she can play “hide-and-watch-everything-nutter-does. In the morning, it has become my duty to open the curtain so she can see outside and watch the street.

Helloise

So, this...

Dear Bride,

Donate them to people who enjoy doing book sculptures?

Invite Trump to host a rally and than cap it off once he is inside.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.