Pasta is personal. Choose your battles better next time.

No, because masturbation is still illegal throughout Italy. The minimum penalty is a $5,651 fine, and this man is facing up to $33,912 (converted to USD).

Well, according to the CNN article, although there’s no risk of jail time it’s still punishable by an administrative fine of €5,000 to €30,000 (which is apparently more than the fine he was initially given in addition to the jail time in the original sentence). So it’s not as bonkers as this article makes it sound.…