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your problem.
and not a crime doesn’t mean it’s not illegal.
In fact, crime (in Italy) = you go to jail
not illegale = misdemeanor (you better be rich to afford the ticket)

it’s like saying you like your Mona Lisa in glow paint.
do it with some other painting or some other dish.
Some of our food is older than any building in the US, it’s a cultural element. You should respect it just as much as you don’t wear a latex burqa in rural Afghanistan. People should start understanding that not

I don’t see any reason why we should change. Italian women are already the toughest on Earth, so at some point, when you stop acting like a horny baby, you’re gonna end up behaving- or else it’s a life of non-criminal but still illegal (means you don’t do jailtime but still get in huge trouble) self-love for you.
While,

what’s wrong with people telling you they like your name?
Or there’s probably some sarcastic bit I missed out...

Well, seriously, do you think someone deserves jailtime for jerking off?
As long as it’s not in front of minors, a hefty fine is more than a deterrent.
I think the fact this is so surprising to many people means the world is getting ever more judgemental and invasive. Luckily, we’re still in good mental health.