We do not need to know this. Consenting adults make a mess of their personal lives everyday. Jeff Bezos decimates unions and exploits his workers. Amazon leaves a trail of housing and transportation problems in communities and they get major tax breaks for that privilege. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and New York…

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Three hours and nobody came?

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

Welfare checks made by police that year did not lead to charges, and all of the women currently living with Kelly are reportedly of legal age (the age of consent in Georgia is 16.)

Clearly, cats are inferior.

YES.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

A step above Shannon Tweed. 

I love MTV’s True Life. Always have. Let’s hope the revamp makes all the prior episodes available on demand. 

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

I have my grandmother’s ceramic Christmas tree. I love it. And I hate that fake retro ones are everywhere in stores now. Mine has sentimental value and is irreplaceable. Chihuahua for scale.

Not Constantinople?

You left a box out around a cat?  Rookie mistake.

OH MY GOD!

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

Kneel before Darth Poppins!