Cue Scribbled haute couture in A/W 2016.

Angelina Jolie is (sub?)consciously cementing herself as the anti-Aniston. Nothing like getting married, exploiting your fertility and family life against Miss Jennifer "it's-ok-not-to-be-married-or-a-mother-at-45" Aniston.

I think the whole idea with Taylor Swift's video is that she is indeed putting her into the same box as Lily Allen, Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus, "Dirrty era" X-Tina, and all those other twerk-crazy white girls. She's trying to launch a successful pop career, and blatantly piggybacking off the latest craze. If she wants…

Brilliant in the sense of how timely the release is. Taylor Swift was the last straw.

It would have been ten times better if Drake was in a wheelchair.

Nicki Minaj is really rubbing her ass in the faces of cultural appropriates, Taylor Swift, Lily Allen and Miley Cyrus. What a brilliant statement.

BRAD PITT & SINITTA. How could you miss that? Plus, she's rocking the Louie V monogram before it took off. This is too much; I need to lie down.