Off-topic, but can we discuss how the "Margariffic" contains 1. Margarita and 2. Tequila. As separate ingredients. At a daiquiri bar.

As a proud Spokanite, I'd like to point out that Jezebel picked up this story because of the immediate actions of, well, Spokanites. Within a day of posting their menu, it was written about by our local alt-weekly, 100s of people went to their facebook page in dissent and an organized protest was scheduled. Reading…

One of the owner's response to a review.

My friend made a grape-tinged cocktail for his election night party - shortly after the Todd Akin fiasco - called "legitimate grape". I thought it was pretty funny in the context.

Hahaha my boyfriend sprayed me with his shaving gel a few weeks ago when I was in the shower, and that shit BURNS the bits! Damn menthol!

I know my orders: Hate Macklemore. Refer to Benedict Cumberbatch as my "Boyfriend". If anyone expresses the slightness dislike of Beyoncé/a Beyoncé Song, immediately issue them this gif:

The 24601 grill was pretty great...

You think when he wakes up in the battle scene his first thought is that he hopes his wanking hand is uninjured?

I just hope he washed his hands before shaking hands with that bishop.

Soooo, it's bad to have masturbated to this?

The kid's boyfriend looks pretty hot during their roleplay scenario but without the helmet he looks as dorky as every other Mormon. Weird.

Honestly, this seems like an encouragement to masturbate. Together. At the very least.

What the fuck. Why does he have 1133 unread messages? I AM FREAKING OUT, this would make me so anxious!!

"I can't believe I washed the hole thing."

She used the venue because, like it or not, this is how we communicate with one another now. This is what you have to do to make people listen. I can't imagine the amount of courage it took her to do this. I also can't imagine the stomach-dropping feeling her abuser must have had when she heard her on the other end of…

I'm just going to leave this here...

Does anyone else have a confusing crush on the Trivago guy?

Me toooooo.

Even though it's been more than a decade the only thing I can think about when it comes to Michael B. Jordan and that he was Wallace on The Wire. Then I go straight to D'Angelo yelling "Where's Wallace?"

OMFG. When did MLK Day become "white folks air all the things they hate about black people who aren't Martin Luther King, Jr. with platitudes like 'underneath, we're all the same!!'"?