Oh, I'm not saying that it's zoophilia! And what I know, I only know from hanging out on my friend's farm growing up. Her mom was a breeder. They did use an artificial vagina, but my understanding was that you still have to basically give the horse a hand job because the friction of the satchel or whatever was not…

Apparently the majority of bestiality is guys getting the animals to fuck them, not the other way around. ?!?

There's also this fake lady horse that's like a barrel on "legs" sprayed with the urine of a female horse in heat that breeders use. The stud mounts it and then the farmer jerks it off. Creepily enough this fake horse is called "the phantom".

I think that the LW should definitely ditch the friends who are still friends with the guy, but more because the friendship with them is no longer healthy than because they are definitely assholes. Agreed, if they find her side of the story to be credible, they are assholes, but imagine if the guy has some really…

Totally. The most standard birthday request amongst my 7th graders is that I give birthday punches (which I do not do), but I am told all the time that xyz student has a crush on me. The only okay way to respond is by saying very dismissively something like "okay, thanks for sharing" (if it seems like the comment…

So, under these new policies, if you are a gay scout, do you have to, like, resign upon your eighteenth birthday? Or what? Although I get that progress can be incremental, these idiotic half- measures seem even stupider in their hypocrisy than straight up 100% bigotry...

agreed, but avocados are NOT cheap. At least in NYC.

My analogy still stands: what you expect and what is realistic are not the same thing. Many people who have bad things like I described happen to them can bounce back. Yes, it's possible to lose a leg and then run a marathon, but it's not reasonable to say that this means losing the leg is no big thing. If you…

A piece of financial advice if your dubious stories are true: pay off your crushing college loans with that 25K you have saved.

Your argument is kind of like someone saying, oh, please. I don't feel bad for the people who lost a leg in the Boston marathon bombings; I lost both of mine in an accident and I don't even miss them! Or, hey, child molesters are no big deal — I was raped as a kid and I'm still alive and smiling so whatever. Just…

This is an amazing story, but I feel like this kid probably has traumatizing associations with this song for life. Is it just me or is it weird that people want him to keep singing it?

But even if you don't get sweaty, don't you get, like, musky juices (probably grossest two word phrase I have ever written) on them? Because my underwear definitely smell used after one wear.

This was my question! I gotta admit, I wash jeans maybe one every 7-10 wears...

These sound awful, but the best ice cream I've ever had was corn ice cream. Like a corn bread vanilla frozen dream.

I love lupita, but I was not impressed by her manicure! That looks like about the caliber that I would do myself — serviceable, but don't look too close!

"NOT FROM PEOPLE, AT LEAST..."

What about birth control, abortion, premarital sex?

Totally. And as a young woman who isn't so secure in herself/doesn't want to make the first move, what do you think is easier: seeking out the relatively few queer women in your social circle and hitting on them or capitulating to one of the many straight guys asking?

I don't get it. Did I miss how blood sugar plays into this? As far as I can tell, this study found a correlation between voodoo revenge and real revenge... There was no mention of what the blood sugar results were.

Of course there are people who believe almost anything — I'm just giving the OP the benefit of the doubt and assuming she meant "so it included women explicitly" rather than "so it isn't a sexist word only for men." I think assuming people are generally as smart as you are is common courtesy. On a side note, I'm…