It’s definitely a practiced tone. He’s a narcissist and a showman. It’s hard to hear anyone be that fake all the time. Though, he’s probably been doing that schtick so long he’s forgotten how to sound normal.

I read the Daily Show oral history book recently and Stewart knew he could do well just by being the loudest liberal voice in the media but he insisted on stepping back and considering what they were saying, who they were arguing for etc...

You’d expect that someone elected twice to the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, where the Constitution was drafted, would know that, wouldn’t you?

CPR can actually accelerate the blood loss if someone has a massive head or chest or abdomen wound. Maybe Santorum just wants them all dead?

It’s called a bullshit run. You see as an almost constant stream of utter asinine commentary designed to 1)not answer a question and 2)offer people with no forethought or actual comprehension to eat like pablum (see you know whose voters).

I can’t believe it either. A lot of these students (and survivors of previous shootings) saw their friends and teachers die horribly in front of their eyes, but the GOP don’t believe the students would want gun control so others don’t go through this??

Well, come on — If these kids would just stop their media whoring and get off the TV for 5 minutes, they could learn how to crack a chest, cross clamp the aorta, open the pericardium, evacuate the tamponade, find and whipstitch the hole in the ventricle, and perform intrathoracic cardiac massage while their other…

I think it speaks volumes about the fact that right-wingers have proven that there is literally nothing too stupid for them to say . . . that at first glance, I honestly thought 4) above read “One of them IS cursed!”

Every time we think we’ve seen the absolute worst of these conservatives, they find new ways to be horrific. They’re attacking teenagers who survived a mass murder. I can’t even comprehend it. They are attacking teenagers who survived a mass murder. It’s breathtaking. They have no God damned souls. Their voters are…

I heard peeing on it helps, maybe that’s something else, but in his case I’d try it.

It’s infuriatingly telling that he regards American citizens lobbying their elected representatives to enact laws on behalf of their constituency as “looking to someone else solve their problem.” That’s literally the entire point of having elected representatives.

Somehow I feel like Santorum is literally the kind of idiot who would respond to a gun shot victim by doing chest compressions.

Ah Rick Santorum, spoken like someone who has clearly never taken a CPR class. CPR, if I remember correctly, 1) is only for breathing issues and/or cardiac arrest and 2) not always recommended for children. Okay, so perhaps he meant they should get First Aid training. I mean, that’s a little better, but like the most…

Lawmaker: “Why are you asking us to make laws?”

That’s right! I did a First Aid Certification Course a couple years ago and he told us it almost never works, but you have to try anyway. Rick Santorum should do something, like maybe take a First Aid Certification Course, rather than expecting other people to fix his problem (i.e., irrational love of guns, being a…

It’s absolutely his fault. We all get the face we deserve by the time we’re around 50 or so. Santorum’s had almost 60 years of being a condescending, self-serving prick. He wasn’t born with that face—he’s spent a lifetime cultivating it.

I’m pretty sure that screenshot is all of us.

How is a human being that stupid? Did his parents teach him that death just means the person forgot how to breathe or something?

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Course, now he’ll probably promote BRT — Bullet Removal Therapy. Pray hard enough, and the bullet will magically disintegrate and God will heal the wound!