It doesn’t quite have the mindboggling craziness as Comey finding out he was fired from people watching TV and saying, “hey, dude, I think you just got fired”....but it’s definitely up there.

Jesus. We truly are living under a tyrant.

Seriously. I retweeted this with “looks like we’re back from commercial break with the dramatic conclusion!”

The guy from State who said Tillerson was blindsided by this was just canned as well.

And the AP’s Zeke Miller reports that Trump says he made the decision to fire Tillerson “by myself.”

But that’s what it is. Since he can’t govern, he’s kinda stuck in the TV show he had. He thought it was the greatest show on TV. It wasn’t.

“Congratulations to all”?!

This is what Tillerson wanted. Being secretary of state allowed him to move forward with a multi trillion dollar oil deal in Russia but it fell through. Now he has no reason to want to stick around. The hobos continue to abandon the indictment train.

I’ve been wondering how much longer Tillerson was going to be able to hold on. Trump doesn’t like it when you don’t believe the BS he is telling you.

Well, it’s like they say: Sometimes the rats abandon the ship, and sometimes the mad captain takes a single bite out of the rats and then throws them overboard.

Only one more to go for a bingo!

I certainly didn’t agree with Tillerson’s lukewarm support of the US diplomatic corps or some of his policy stances, but at least he wasn’t a bungling fucking moron.

Haha, what a fucking clown-car dumpster-fire!

“Stop pissing off North Korea.”

Not to be lost in all this is Trump’s choice to take over at CIA. If Freddy Krueger and Cruella DeVille had a cartoonishly evil daughter it would be Gina Haspel.

I wonder how it feels to be simultaneously:

The good news is now he can peruse his dream of wrestling in the WWE under the name Wrecks Killerson.

House Lack of Intelligence Committee.

Come on Rex, tow the Trump party line, you know Russia is a glowing bastion of democratic bliss!