The NRA loves mass shootings, that way they can scare people into buying more guns.

Does anyone see a civil war in America over marijuana and immigration? I’d like your thoughts. It looks like we’re heading for a civil war. How likely is one?

A food scientist whose cookies still taste bad...

Do you use the Pom Wonderful juice or do you squeeze the juice out yourself? (Quite pricey, though) I love pomegranates except for the part where you have to spit out the seeds.

Oh, yummy! 😋

Damn, those peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies sound GOOD. I’m drooling.

No, no, no. I will never try to make a cake from scratch again.

That image came into my mind, too.

Trump is wrong as usual but none of the lazy fcks in Congress will do anything about that either... like the 24th amendment. The smell of NRA money is just too intoxicating.

Plausible... but it takes a unique ability to try to cover up shit with more shit...

You’d be better off watching orange Jell-O jiggle.

Succinct and very well put.

No, Rachel Maddow is going to need something that scrolls, that list is so long.

Maybe they’ll fight each other to death using Second Amendment Solutions. It’s their “right”, no? I mean, killing is better done OUTSIDE the womb, amirite?

You people are not good for one’s appetite! Come on!

Hell yeah. He wants a $31,000 dining set let him pay for it himself, Mr. “I don’t need affirmative action”. Well you don’t need 31,000 tax dollars either. You better return it, fool.

You know that saying about pictures being worth a thousand words...

All you have to do is go to Wetzels to see how these minions will defend this. Their brains would resemble something needing to be dipped in mustard that they’d call racist because it’s yellow.

I am screaming and stomping my feet with laughter. I am crying. 😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“OK, I’ll just look outside and see if the world has ended...”