Found it.

Two more TV recs for you— Avatar: the Last Airbender and Avatar: The Legend of Korra. [I dunno what it is, but these are AMAZING when you’re on drugs. And pretty great when you aren’t!]

The rest of my recommendations are limited to what kinds of food mush have the best flavors, which thankfully is advice you…

SECONDING 30 Rock especially. When my jaw was healing it was the only thing that cheered me up — kept watching it even though I had to hold my face when I laughed!

Ugh, sorry about your ACL! :(

I’ve had both jaws broken twice so I know that recovery bullshit well.
Watching HGTV and judging people’s choices is always a good option imo, hahah.

Other recommendations:

Definitely!

I will say, the one disadvantage of buying the cheaper men’s products is that men, on the whole, are *terrible* at leaving reviews. Women will leave their freaking genetic profile along with their review — skin type, hair type, measurements, products they’ve tried before. I looked at the reviews for a men’s…

HAHA my mom used to put razor packs in my stocking too, I love it! :)

A lot of women don’t know about it. I told my mom last year and she was SHOCKED. The men’s and women’s razors are in different aisles in Target, and she never thought to go into the men’s aisle and check the price.

Basically, they’re taking advantage of women who assume that no one would be so shitty as to charge women…

Jumping in to recommend the Stila eyeliner too.
When I was in high school (overachieving and applying to a million colleges), I used to wear it bc I could put it on, wear it all day, SLEEP with it on, and wake up the next day with a perfect cat-eye. Also, excellent for hiding the fact that your eyes are puffy from…

I’m a computational linguist, which means I studied how to make this kind of tech.

I’ve had all kinds of surgery on my face, to correct problems with my teeth & my breathing.

After rhinoplasty #1, I got a brutal sinus infection. I ended up going back to the surgeon because my nose was all crusty (ew) and there was a whistling sound when I breathed (wtf).

He takes one look, and exclaims, “Oh! There’s…

UGH my sister found my mom’s xmas-themed lingerie and showed me... because it wasn’t bad enough for just ONE of us to have that mental image!

OH it was 90 years early, not 9.
Couldn’t understand why they were freaking out so much, ahaha.

Hey, I don’t blame her. I passed out twice as a kid because the summer heat just got to me. I think it just kinda goes along with having bad allergies.

I do feel really sorry for her, though. She doesn’t need another controversy and now she’ll have to deal with the fallout from what should be a non-incident. :/

Their “mission statement” is so full of start-up jargon, it’s obnoxious...

I’m really, really glad for the progress we’ve made on allergy awareness. When I was in elementary school, my parents had to fight just to teach the staff about my Epi-Pen. It was a total novelty back then — nobody had heard about food allergies before.

The Epi-Pen monopoly, though, is a disgrace. I was so happy when…

It’s so great to see this story.

the Victorians loved fancy shit

When someone on our campus committed suicide, her friends advocated strongly for her name to be kept separate from the movement it generated.

I didn’t really get it at the time, but I understand it better now. They wanted to remember her as she actually was, not the symbol she would become.

Thanks.

I’m not an artist and it still makes me nervous!

wow, I’m so glad we have all those antitrust laws to keep the fair market going! /sarcasm

When I was 17, I was still in the saying-awful-and-clueless-shit phase. 14 is so young!