There should be criminal charges against Macy’s, because this sounds like kidnapping and theft to me.

Elizabeth Smart makes a glorious expression at 1:20. She’s just so done with Nancy Grace and she doesn’t even bother to hide it. :D

What white eyeliner did you use? The pigmentation in that one is great!!! Also, loving the look — I’m so gonna copy this, in case it wasn’t obvious from the question! :D

She seems... really odd.

I have a food allergy, and I’d be half-tempted to go on a date with this guy, eat the wrong thing on purpose, and humiliate him with the resulting medical drama...

Oh man, I’m really grateful they’re just adding flavoring to the peanut M&Ms. I thought for a sec they were developing mixed nuts versions of M&Ms and that would mean no more candy for nut-allergic me :(((

Oh man, I’m really grateful they’re just adding flavoring to the peanut M&Ms. I thought for a sec they were…

Hey for $1000/hour I would lecture this idiot about feminism hahaha

She’s so tenacious and already such a good writer. I liked reading her newsblog and I don’t even live in the area!

Yeah, the glorification is super weird to me.

Yeah, I have a super severe nut allergy so I find the tone of this piece kinda off-putting...

If labels are wrong, it can be a matter of life and death for some people, so I’m very glad they’re taking this seriously! (Also, it’s US law that allergens be correctly labeled.)

How does anyone look that good during a snow fight?! I’m so mad

Her Korean drama expressions really are spot-on!

My dad sent me this photo with just the caption “today is a good day,” and on the one hand I was like whattt? dad???
but on the other hand, I AGREE

The only people who seem to be worried about my perpetual single state are 1. me (a little) and 2. my mom (a lot). But absolutely no one else is concerned, several people have explicitly said not to worry about it, so... I’m taking things at my own pace. I’d like to have someone to share my life with, but I want it to…

This is really interesting! I feel like you don’t usually hear much about the structure and training behind MMA in general.

I know this wasn’t your point, but I don’t think buying diapers for someone in good faith makes you a sucker. Sure, some people are scammers, but I think it’s kind and courageous to want to the think the best of people and try to help, even if you get scammed sometimes. :)

ooh I really like this one

hahaha my friend yelled at me the other day for dissing the harpsichord, it’s clearly got true fans :)

this makes even less sense bc it implies that “they” left his assassination to the last possible moment...
like, “they” let him keep deciding the vote on rulings, waited years until right at the end of Obama’s term, and then assassinated him??? so Congress could stall the new appointment all the way through the…

She or he probably already knows that you’re a hypochondriac because she or he sees you, like, eight times a year.