Frankly I’m much more disappointed that the game doesn’t involve playing as Ian McKellan battling infirmities. 

Like there’s a lot. Like I’m gonna confused a video game with pissed-in Moutain Dew (rehab’s not bad).

America continues to influence the world through soft power

Is it America’s dick, though?

Danny’s act is filthy, Aunt Becky’s a convict, DJ’s boob is getting touched...the world doesn’t make sense anymore!

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

I’m now tempted to make another account as Mr. Skullhead.

Both things suck

I don’t think the money matters at all, Trump doesn’t use his own money or pay for anything. I’m pretty sure his campaign STILL owes money to cities for rallies from the 2016 campaign, I think they still even owe DC money from the inauguration. Its the embarrassment and the video/pictures of the “overflow” section…

TobehonestIwasfeelingleftoutbutfinallythereissomethingjustforme!

Lol, yeah. My bad,

Maybe if Ms. Trump moved one of her rip-off dress factories back to the US, I could … oops.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

I’ve never known a Chip in real life. They’ve all been the antagonist in an episode of SVU.

It’s Chad.  It’s definitely Chad!  You can’t top Chad!!! (white women here)

This is fantastic. I’ve been eyeing this game since it came out, then forgot about it, then started eyeing it again as people said it was fixed and truly superb.

whitedacity

To be fair, there’s a patch of moss growing on a rock outside of where I live that’s technically more qualified to be POTUS than that which is currently in office.

or as he was known back then: Head

Wow I get to bust this out again, and more relevant this time: