“Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby” I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

“Trump may be deteriorated”

The best part is the off screen “No”.

That and she was coming in as they were going to the transition loop (which was excruciatingly long because they were doing wardrobe changes).

I feel like the suit was brought just after that sweet, sweet Netflix money kicked in. After they took it off the other streaming service. [Insert Rice Krispies joke in Seinfeld ‘why do they...’ tone here]

So you’re gonna be the “cheapest non-paid writer”?

“Most important of all, it’s a reminder to read anything you sign.”

Wallace still isn’t asking the right questions. If 45 was using the CIA, State Dept and others instead of his personal lawyers IT’S STILL AN ABUSE OF POWER.

Meanwhile the sample from “Old Town Road” is Creative Commons licensed. Just have to attribute it in the liner notes.

Someone shot up a pizza place without a basement. Public understanding of a crime is highly desirable. There’s no “legally dubious” claims here. Extortion of public money for personal gain and a coverup. 1 sentence. 2 corroborating documents (whistleblower complaint and “summary transcript”). Many people likely can…

*our downfall.
And no. Fucking children is wrong. If you can make money telling young men to carry or catch a ball in a zone and prevent other young men from different universities from doing so, you can call the cops when one of your associates isolates and grooms children to be quiet about raping them in one of the…

7-YEAR-OLD-EXPIRED-COTTAGE-CHEESE would probably be a better boss than my last 3. 

So using the term “whack” in the NYDN- is that AP style or.....

Could we maybe put her name in the headline, so the story’s about her getting a job not who’s she dates being the most important thing? She’s pretty passive in her own story. Let’s hold her to account for her own shitty views, not those who are around her. 
Jezebel? Are you ok?

I think what you mean to say is: Could the language used on Friends BE ANY MORE PROBLEMATIC IN 2019?

Leaning towards not panning out.

The fact that a kid has to have a crafted PR response for fast forwarding a step in her makeup routine makes me want to think so hard I get a bloody nose and a crummy teenage boyfriend who’s afraid of my stepdad. I wish the internet would just keep the damn door open 3 inches. 

*xenophobia.
I learned it from Aliens and I haven’t ever forgotten. 

Jason, you’re great. I feel like your stories can go in three pots: Incompetence, Interference, or Incendiary. I mean ‘toxic’ but I’m a fan of alliteration. 

You explained it, but I still don’t know what you do. Trudge? Trudge with a spectral fetus? Trudge with a spectral fetus for the ‘Gram?

I dunno, we need someone making finely crafted weirdness.