This is not a good take. Your opinion of journalistic equivalency does not make the questions any less valid. The USWNT’s lawsuit is a newsworthy topic. They play today so it’s timely. Having the USMNT on record when they are the standard with which the lawsuit is being evaluated is newsworthy.


I find your “question”…

If they have gun/chainsaw tech, why not just find a new planet and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I think the series is a little long in the tooth. I have exactly no interest in it. I played the first couple co-op and that was great. 

“my dad insists on the whole family going whenever he comes to our country” That is the best thing I’ve seen today. 

“Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is”
The only suitable punishment is for him to realize the terribleness of what he did.

Glare Grimhades has been established in the tri-state area for decades. 

Should have mentioned that “red flags” is 15 pages long. I think the ultimate failure of the Administration (not the head cheeto, he’s a whole other kind of failure) is that they aren’t smart enough to realize that after a quarter of a page of “red flags” you stop the vetting and move people into the “Hell nah”…

This is best Bernie. 

When do we get to charge churches taxes? Where are the good works? It seems that preachers are better that accountants when it comes to God’s tithing loopholes. 

Well written. The irony in this is that the hearing was a hearing to decide if there were going to be more hearings and even decide to have a commission.
I don’t know what the right solution is, but I do know this: until we address it formally and substantially, it will always hover over heads. 

How about the rolling-eyes-I-hate-selfies-but-you’re-going-to-take-one-even-over-my-objections-and-even-though-I-make-a-disgruntled-face-you-use-it-anyways-face? That’s usually what I go for. 

Someone must’ve switched the names on the scripts between Joy and Meghan. 

Is it the whole theme song or just the “heroes in a half shell”? Can we get Siri or Alexa to help out?

It’s the Keyser soze of names. “where’s my dad from?” “He’s a preacher from Franklin, Tennessee, son.” (Franklin, Tennessee is about 20 miles outside of Nashville.)

CAPTAIN AMERICA STILL NEEDS YOUR HELP!
CONTINUE?

Reed Richards? (Interesting take on it)
Kraven the Hunter?

Honestly, and hear me out, she was too early. She does that pic now and I don’t think there’s as much of a backlash. 

They are Stephen Miller announcing the “final border solution” away Chuck. 

NO KINJA  WHY! AUTOPLAYING ADS IN THE CORNER! THE HUMANITY!!!!!

No pearls clutched here. In an escalating daytime feud, this is a significant engagement. That’s...newsworthy. Maybe more Jezebel than Splinter, but oh well. 

Ok I gotta strobe light, a few gels, and all the early 90's video tropes I can muster!