Jalop, the word is jalop.

When I was 13 I was trying to last more than 1:41.6 while watching a HBO soft core porn.

Yeah, but no one tells me when to go to bed, and I get laid.

They went too far or not far enough with the mods. It’s not a Lightning anymore, and it’s merely a start for a pre-runner build.

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.

I know right? I also really hate people enjoying things which I personally don’t like.

I always hate it when someone is able to display their ability to control a high performance vehicle with crazy precision.

You can never trust anyone that has a Oldmobile Aurora lurking in the background.

Jason right now

But the truck is on all four wheels

Vulv Volvo.

Yes, surely we should believe anonymous sources more than the companies themselves.

Love both companies but

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

I won’t believe it until Torch creates a rendering of it based on scrap pieces pulled from a GM dump and Jalopnik gets blacklisted by the GM PR department but not before Patrick crashes a camouflaged prototype into a wall in Virginia.

I once had a dealership salesman tell me the RX-8 he was trying to sell me had a really strong 4 cylinder.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

My 63 olds 4dr HT. No pillar makes it fun, but everyone asks if it has suicide doors. The look of disappointment...

I’m not a big truck guy but some inherent part of my brain just exploded and screamed FUCK YEAH! the moment I saw that image.