The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

Wow! Neat stuff, this is inspiring to me as someone who does not feel secure/fulfilled by their job.

my best man’s dad was dead within 6 weeks of diagnosis. As you said, early detection is hard as there are no symptoms.

Can we talk about how PROBLEMATIC this statue is???

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I forgot how bad Tim Howard was during that entire qualification. The first goal that loops over him lands three feet behind the goal line. If he’d moved his feet at all he could have caught it. The second one is a bomb, but still...move your goddamn feet.

[Transports back to mid-2000s]: He got JACKED UP!

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Would’ve been ok in Australia.

I don’t know who that is, but he looks crazy smart. What a pair of glasses! I can only hope he’s in charge of securing our nuclear stockpile.

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”

Here is the google maps of the spot. This will either be a really good time or a really bad time.

It’s called Darna and is in the same building as a Jiffy Lube.

You said something wrong and I can’t listen when I hear lies.

Now dunk it.

Big, if true.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

NASCAR: “Any advice on how to make our races more exiting and violent?”

Update (10:15 p.m. ET): Now, more than three hours after the game was scheduled to begin, they’re finally getting things underway. Some delightful tidbits:

I think most people are getting it but don’t agree that the players who missed are just as likely to have missed in a different scenario where Ronaldo has scored and the shootout gets to a 4th or 5th shooter. There are a few conflating that with a math argument that doesn’t make sense, but ultimately, I think Nani is…