“Streamer makes true statement and then logs off.” could also be the title of this article, but it’s not as catchy

The vernacular is established, and will remain until people no longer find it useful.  You’re fighting this fight about 15 years too late.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

“Sadly, I get the feeling a .45 would have been a more useful tool”

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

I AM SO GODDAMN JEALOUS HEATHER. I HOPE THEY KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVED THIS GAME.

Just remember that a “21% increase” in the likelihood of an unlikely event such as early death makes it....still pretty damn unlikely. If you have a 0.1% chance of early death, and you drink 2 sodas per day, you now have a 0.121% chance of early death.

I mean yeah they are being ignored, by you.

Well, you don’t see me making articles about myself or defending ideas that weren’t even attacked in an article. So, I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, grandpa. Enjoy your sexless crusade.

Nintendo would try to tell you second-hand sales are illegal if they could get away with it. These claims are merely interpretations of the law by Nintendo’s legal team. Their claims have never been challenged by a court of law, therefore what they allege is not illegal. The only clear no-go is software piracy. The…

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Ignore the people telling you to chill. Spot on comment.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

“This problem does not affect me, therefore, it does not exists”.
I’m glad you don’t have this problem, but for everyone else who actually is a minority it’s a very real, daily thing.

Thank you for a very engaging and insightful write-up!

claiming that art can be apolitical was your first mistake

Jesus fucking Christ. That’s embarrassing.

Actual professional editor here.

insects are animals