By that logic, why two and not one?  Or even none?

How do you reduce 1 by 20%?

I recently forwarded to the manager of my gym an article listing the gyms in town that are requiring proof of vaccination from everyone who enters. She said members have been asking her to implement a similar policy but she hadn’t gotten approval from the corporate office. I’m still waiting for my second shot to kick…

The only reason this became politicized is because one group decided to politicize it because they knew it made their guy look bad. They don’t now get to hide behind that politicization any more than the proverbial murderer who killed both of his parents gets to demand mercy on the grounds that he’s an orphan.

I was given a garlic press when I first started cooking. I could never get it to work—I’d always end up with a crushed, two-dimensional clove on the inside of the press with nothing going through.

The only reason this has become politicized is that one group of people chose to politicize it to try to make their guy look good, at the cost of tens or hundreds of thousands of additional deaths.  Their decision to politicize it deserves no more respect than the proverbial man who murders his parents and then…

And the kinds of people who refuse to get the vaccine are also likely to be the kinds of people who would lie about it.

It’s okay to ask whenever someone is, or will be, close enough to you to potentially infect you (or a loved one) if they turn out to have Covid.

They’re going to pay me $100 to stay at home with the shades closed and the air conditioner turned up to max?

>“And don’t forget to enjoy yourself! This isn’t supposed to be draining.”

Same.  I eat pineapple all the time but never heard of this.  When I first saw the headline, I honestly thought, “How did Claire misspell ‘chili’ so badly?”

“It’s easy enough to feel out whether a colleague sees you in the same way or shares your fantasy of hooking up with a coworker.”

Where in the Constitution does it say that a state has to have a certain percentage of rural population?

If you cared about data leaks and privacy violations, you cancelled Facebook many years ago.

It’s not quite “hands-off,” but you know how they drill into your head that you should check your smoke detectors when the time changes?  I use that as a reminder to run out and place a small charge on my otherwise inactive cards.

If you care about privacy and are worried about tracking, you’re not using Chrome to begin with.

When can I stop washing my hands 40 times a day?

No one would ever fall for a deepfake of Trump using coherent sentences.

Why use a deepfake when you can use actual footage?

I’m surprised to hear that so many people used Google Photos.  Ever since I got burned by Kodak Gallery back in the Dark Ages, the only place I trust my photos is on my hard drive.