that is definitely true

Is it odd to anyone else that this feature has become a semi-decent article reporting the Cardinals game? Is Deadspin a Cardinals fan site now??

yeah, it’s not like social security is some magic thing that’s existed forever. can you imagine proposing and implementing anything on 10% that scale today? and yet it’s kept/lifted millions of seniors out of poverty.

forgive me if I’m skeptical of a party where one wing wants something as concrete and disastrous as getting rid entirely of necessary departments like the EPA and the IRS, and the other one wants something so nebulous as shifting “the idea that big government can solve all problems.” not to mention that it seems the…

yeah, “overbearing government” like the EPA

Haha, shine on you crazy diamond.

your wife is right on this one, and I’m sure she’s cringing every time you push her to “name” your house. maybe it’s a cultural difference, but naming your house is about the most pretentious thing I’ve ever heard.

She had a big (polling) lead on Obama at the beginning of the 2008 primary process, and blew it. Of course Obama was a transformative politician, but Donald Trump also appears to be one - just in a horrible way.

I think that if Bill were running for president again (if that were legal) he’d have pretty low favorables too. Plus she has a fairly shaky record at State, plus there’s the important factor of the constant right-wing rage machine.

every other nba player, unless someone signs stephen jackson

fair enough. Season 1 is pretty shitty, so if they were from that season I can understand. They ditch the faux-Office vibe shortly into the 2nd season, and go on a run of about 4 seasons of perfect comedy, in my opinion. I just get similar vibes from your writing and Mike Schur’s, that’s why I thought you’d enjoy…

you would love it and need to do so. agree with you on Pratt in movies. parks is my favorite comedy of all time other than the british office (and it couldn’t be more different from that show).

A plus

this 99 percent number is pulled out of your ass and supported by nothing. just because you believe something to be true doesn’t make it true.

And also morons. Presumably they would WANT people on the jury who think that she was a “scorned woman” rather than a rape victim. I’m very puzzled by some of the questions they submitted, unless their strategy is just to make the other side run out of peremptory challenges...

I went to the first event at this stadium (Chelsea v. AC Milan), it’s all club/box nonsense with no personality. What a waste of money.

the blurred version of this looks like a blurred version of guernica

that’s Wisconsin you’re thinking of...Minnesotans are probably the most in-shape people in the Midwest...

Yeah, I think Hinkie is ridiculous, but him saying he’s “teaching a little” doesn’t even vaguely sound like they’ve made him a professor. It definitely sounds like a guest lecturing gig. If that’s what Draper took from the tweet, he’s the dense one. Or just desperate to milk every lost drop of content from the husk of…

this is fucking the exact same thing I thought when I read the prompt. thanks for saying it in the blacks so I didn’t have to have it languish in the grays.