My impression from reading the other long-ass article is that someone at Univision (either legal or editorial) signed off on this post. So you might want to hold your horses.

I’ve realized you just have to leave the internet. People are so much more ashamed of their stupidity in real life.

You must live in fake america, out here in real america 7 of the 10 guys will say the bible and the other 3 will punch you in the face.

Um...you’re absolutely crazy. A pound of tomatoes is 2-3 dollars (romas you can find for maybe a dollar a pound), shallots are roughly that much, and avocados are a dollar or more EACH, and those are all prices for conventional produce. Also, the only one of those that doesn’t grow in the upper midwest. My apartment…

I mean if you don’t like their flavor, that’s fine, it takes all kinds, but I’m genuinely curious - how much do cucumbers cost where you live? I live in a medium-sized city, and conventional cucumbers are like 50 cents each and organic ones are a dollar.

cucumbers are expensive? do you live in a cardboard box?

How are cucumbers and garlic not seasonal vegetables?? Seems odd to me, they’re both in season right now, at least in most of the US.

my wife who has celiac and has been diagnosed with it for over 5 years drinks omission monthly. I’ve also given it to other friends with celiac, and it tests below the levels to be called gluten free. In my mind the jury’s not out (any more than any other “gluten free” product).

OMISSION

And then they should give the people whose houses they bulldozed to make Barclays Center the stadium to live in.

Or maybe the ump decided the ball hit the batter. Dead ball, batter gets first, runners go back.

A pretty good number of teams that recently played in later rounds of Europa League though...Molde, Augsburg, Rapid Wien, Basel, Krasnodar, Malmo

so the joke was that you did nothing but reference a guerilla group operating in a completely different country? great joke, dude.

oh wait indeed, wrong country

I expected to be offended anyone would compare something to Lebron’s block, and of course the stakes aren’t quite as high as they were yesterday, but goddamn that is an awesome block.

Millen?

you know how I know you’re lying:

I hate basically all comment jokes, but this is pure gold

Really? This joke, that does nothing more than belittle an old woman’s appearance is one of the funniest things you’ve ever read here??

“In 2015 less than 1% of all the runs scored in MLB were the result of the batter receiving a walk.”