agreed, or force the headlights to be under a certain height for all vehicles, you headlights shouldn’t be at eye level with other drivers on the highway. that shit is dangerous.

Section 8, subsection 7 of the US Constitution specifically says that one of the roles of the federal government is to “establish Post Offices and Post Roads”. So the government has to provide this service, and do so in a manner that doesn’t price out average citizens.

This is why I don’t help VW owners on the side of the road.

Ferrari can fucking pay me. Also, IDGAF about Ferraris. I’ll at least take a call from Daihatsu.

Its even more impressive that these people have a good enough gag reflex to deep throat both Tesla’s and Musk’s dick like this at the same time. Seriously. Bravo. 

So not 100% incorrect, but point taken. There are a few people who need it, like people who work construction or live on top of a mountain.

I was at a Tire Barn getting new tires for a car that would be totaled 2 months later (such is my life). A lady had come in because a tire on her trailer had gone flat. It and her RV were taking up quite a bit of real estate in the parking lot. She was giving her sob story to the guy at the desk about how they were…

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

No i have one too, but I don’t like to clean up too many shells so the 40mm helps with that.

Oh? So it wasn’t you that bought the 20mm Oerlikon?

*seller hands over a 4-inch thick binder*

ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

Someone in my neighborhood just got a screaming teal CH-R with the roof painted white.

The importation of cars is a *Federal* issue. Registration of cars is a *State* issue - and the two rarely have anything to do with each other. What you can register varies widely and wildly among the 50 states, and generally has nothing to do with whether the vehicle is illegally in the country or not. Local cops…

Unless there are two red R34 V-specs running around in Florida this car ran from me late last year after I attempted a traffic stop for speeding in Palm Beach County

Dear Mr. Torchinsky,

Scrape out of Compton, rather.

Looks more Sideways Outta Compton, but I’ll give ya a star anyway.

Straight outa Compton