Why is the trim level called “futurist alliance?” Does the car attempt to capture motion in all states simultaneously? Does it seek to differentiate the essentiality of driving from the aesthetics of driving in order to elevate how we experience cars? Is it the first EV that believes war is a cleansing act of societal…

I’m not here to tell you who you are.

This might be the winner.

Miata is always the answer...

“Never buy new, you’ll lose 30% of the value when you drive it off the lot”

“I need an HD truck” - Some random Boss guy

Remember when these were under 30k? Pepperidge Farm remembers....

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This was a car to impress your neighbors a quarter-century ago. The mileage to date ... speaks volumes of its usefulness beyond that initial wow factor.

I’m thinking that grille could be bigger.

This has got to be the most boomer of boomer cars ever featured on this site. Its in Phoenix too- a place boomers love to retire to. I’d bet hard cash the owner probably wears one of those tacky Hawaiian shirts with old cars on it, loves Jimmy Buffet, and all other things that boomer dudes stereotypically do.

I don’t see any upgrades listed?

Coincidentally, 30 seconds is also it’s 0-60 time. 

Now I want a screaming chicken on the hood.

If you want a ridiculously slow tank that could shrug off a direct nuclear strike, this is your car. Otherwise, the nostalgia factor on these is overrated. 

I admit I saw those and immediately thought you could buy the car, make two killer desk chairs out of those, a coffee table from the engine block, part out a few of the other Maserati-badged pieces as wall art or pieces for basement bars, then sell the frame and body as scrap. You might even break even and never…

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me

What was done to this car is absolutely criminal.  

I’ll never not be proud that the first car I bought was a TR8.

She was going to tell him to put his hands back on the wheel, but mother always told her not to talk with her mouth full.