After his last DUI my dog doesn’t drive anymore.

Say you are a 16 year old, you have some part time job cash saved up, and want to fiddle with mods and tunes instead of driving the family hand me down. This is cheap and should be fun enough to drive and mess with for this low price, and modern enough to be relatively safe and pack modern features. Fvck it, NP.

“Unfortunately, someone in my neighborhood wasn’t fond of my cars and had a few of them towed.”  Are you sure it was someone in your neighborhood and not David Tracy getting jealous of the fleet of project vehicles?  Just a thought.

Shifting with your left hand comes pretty quickly.  

I have a ton of respect for Rory and his staff, but I won’t write for G/O Media. I feel like they have gutted things that many of us enjoyed (Oppo, Deadspin, etc.), and for me... I’d rather just not.

Devin has always been a big drinker. Not in the sense that it ruins his life, but when we party, Devin gets into a bottle of Evan Williams. I’m not much for drinking anymore, so if we are headed out for karaoke, I’m typically driving.

I’d actually forgive the ugly grill if the rest of the car didn’t look like it was inspired by egg cartons.

Nope. It looks like a bunch of bland or ugly SUVs were photoshopped together.

For what it’s worth, David, I think you’re plenty handsome.  

Respectfully disagree. That floating roof has been played out by too many brands for too many years now. From the side the vehicle looks super generic. I can’t tell if this a Nissan, Lexus, GM or BMW.

Last weekend, my neighbor Steve picked up a WS6 Trans Am (with a few tasteful mods) for $18K, but it had about 35K on the odometer. That’s how I’m measuring this value, and for $15K, given the condition, options, and convertible top... it’s a nice price.

“Unfortunately, yesterday’s 2007 Dodge Magnum didn’t have a Hemi under its hood. Instead, there was the 3.5-liter V6 which, to its credit, had been imbued with police-grade hardware. That was due to the car rocking the Police Package and having recently been retired from actual cop-car duty. That, however, didn’t sway…

I’m not opposed to eating at a place like Carrabba’s. If it’s what you have around you, the food is good, but not great. You’ll pay $13.99 for a well executed pasta dish, and a $7 glass of wine.

Magnum!

“Safe for their time,” in this instance, makes me think of trying to run a small business with a top-line Commodore 64 that was fast for its time.

For me the hands down winner is “value cover gadgets”. 

Smells like cigarettes and mediocrity.

There’s purchasing a car, and then there is embracing to aphrodisiac quality of the 3.1 liter modular V6 and faux wood panels.

It makes no sense economically, but I’d love to turn something like this into an EV. 100 miles of range and all that torque. It would be great for running around town.