There are three phases of “dream car ownership” for men.

Not only doesn’t it have a freshly charged air conditioner, that seller didn’t even disclose the mileage. Sketchy!

Well, I guess it’s time to remind my wife how much she wishes I had a car more practical than my Miata!

Last week, I made a case for an underpowered malaise-era car in the LeBaron convertible.

Hey leave Angela Merkel out of this! 

Were people in those yoga pants?  Asking for a current world leader who has an affinity for grabbing things.

Aye English, ‘tis no car, but a mighty fine chicken coop.

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for an LS swap. 

he can also show you how he spelled boob on his calculator

C’mon, together we can do this!

Obligatory:

Hey guys,

This has rarity going for it. The older 12As and 13Bs had less durable seals that didn’t last as long as RX-7s so many were junked.

Please submit your resume. 

I know...a waste of a NP/CP.

He’s just straight trolling now. 

The fuck, Rob?

This may be a good price for a Ghibli of that age, but if I’m buying $25k of Maserati, I want one with the Ferrari V8. $25k buys you a lot there (and even though they’re older, a lot are out there with less mileage than this example).

Douchey brand? I know then isn’t now, but...